IPHONE USER

The most ignorant types of people on earth,
They believe that anyone who doesn't own an iPhone is broke or living In poverty.

90% of these people usually have a maximum of 10 braincells, this signifies how hight they van count, up till 10.
It had also been verified that 99.8% of all Only fans models own an IPhone .
The other 0.2% of only fans models own androids and they are hand models.

Man: honey I told you , IPHONE USER HAVE DECREASED BRAIN FUNCTIONALITY, NO WONDER YOU HAVE ALZHEIMERS
WOMAN: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME HONEY?, DO I KNOW YOU?

by Dr!p k!ng April 21, 2024

iPhone brain

When you have a very big brain but in a different way.

Ririka has Galaxy brain.

Kanade has iPhone brain!

You know what galaxy mean?

"Smartphone."

by TransKitten June 1, 2024

Iphone 16 pro max

The best phone ever made.

I picked up the iPhone 16 pro max and it's better than any lagdroid.

by Caden Kellner November 28, 2024

iPhone 9

"We Don't Talk About Bruno" ahh phone

"Dude, where's the iPhone 9?"

by theworldofurbanwords December 8, 2024

iPhone X

The reason why many phones released during 2018-2020 had a gigantic ugly ass pill-shaped notch on the top of the screen. You can blame Apple for this "innovative" trend. Thankfully Samsung refused to copy it.

iPhone X, along with the iPhone 7, are the biggest sinners in the smartphone world for introducing the notch and removing the headphone jack, respectively.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 9, 2024

iPhone 17 pro max

It’s a phone That clears cheeses lagdroid

I was the first kid in my school to get the iPhone 17 pro max and it was the most goated phone released. Everyone came to me for pics and it made Android users feel broke

by Caden Kellner February 9, 2026

iPhone 17e

Finally has MagSafe. Still no Dynamic Island and screen still at 60hz refresh rate.

The iPhone 17e is here.

256gb: $599
512gb: $799
Pricing from Apple’s US site, actual price will vary depending on region.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing March 2, 2026