Ishing

Ishing is a verb describing a person who is turnt up to the highest degree and living it up by being Enthusiastic!

Example 1: Person 1: Yo Bro you be ISHing it up tonight.. I've never seen you like this!

ISH: Bro I'm just being ISH tonight nah what I'm saying...

Example 2: Bro you feel like IShing it up tonight

by MUCHENTACHEN August 25, 2013

iPhone

only the most sexiest, awesomest, prettiest, most amazingest, coolest phone out there!!! it does everything and you know it. anyone who doesnt have it and say they hate it are just jealous cuz they dont have one. its great and does whatever, i love mine. most people want it really badly. if you are considering the iPhone...DO IT!! you need this phone, its a winter wonderland or maybe a sunny summer day at the beach!!!!<3

Peter: omg the iphone!
Lily: yup, 3GS!
Jon: wow can i see it?
Lily: No!
Jon: i wont read your messages, dont worry.
Lily: i dont care about that, you might break it and its worth alot so go buy one!
Peter: i love your phone girl take a pic of me.
Lily: in a minute charlie...
Peter: whos charlie???
Jon: what? no i wont, geez dont have to be so mean about it. the iphone is gay anyways. i have my amazing virgin mobil so ha ha!!!
Lily: WOW. have fun with that.
*Lily leaves*
Jon: i want that fricken iphone and i want it NOW!!
Peter: we all do man.

by peterlilyandjon June 2, 2010

iPhone XR

An electronic cellular device, that has a design so flawed that you'll accidentally turn on the flash light very frequently. You will not notice this mistake for god knows how long, and when you finally do you won't know how to turn it off. You'll go into blood boiling, adrenaline pumping panic with the only solution being to either restart your phone every fucking time, or throw it off a cliff and buy an android.

Jim: Hey Jimmette, your flashlight on your iPhone XR is on.
Jimmette: I know, it's been turned on for the last thirty days. I am about to throw it off a cliff and get an android instead.
Jim: That is what I had to do. The new android has sauce.

by Pewpew1996 February 7, 2020

iPhony

an "interim" phone that will get you by until your can afford an iPhone, or the until the iPhone is available in your region.

"Steve, that old iPhony is a piece of junk! It doesn't even have a camera, why don't you upgrade man?"

"I know... I am just using this 'til I can afford an iPhone"

by Bulge September 4, 2007

iPhone se

the worst phone ever that cracks 24/7 and is very annoying. if u want one don’t get one you’ll regret it.

hey did u see her iPhone se, yeah it’s so crusty

by meg202020202020 November 3, 2019

iPhone-discontinuitisness

iPhoner owners are so enamoured by their new toys, as if they are the best camera, the best web browsing device and the best cell phone. Not only are they poor cameras and average cell phones, the iPhone is only useful for the most elementary of web browsing functions.

iPhone users can not read their incoming email properly. They also can not type a full and appropriate response. They end up responding to a thoughtful email with a non-sequitur or discontinuity.

The result is more mis-communication rather than real communication.

Hey, I emailed you to schedule a meeting with a client. You responded with some malapropism. Your iPhone-discontinuitisness is gonna cost us money, man.

by cell phones suck April 3, 2009

iPhinger

The painful condition that occurs from tapping your iPhone too much.

Dude 1: Dude! don't shake my hand, my finger is killing me thanks to my new iPhone.
Dude 2: Dude! sounds like a case of iPhinger to me.

by Mydaho August 5, 2008