The Holy Okie

A new code for the shaman deity that has united the tribal nation-states of America. Also called The Great Spirit. As cultures collide some struggle while others secretly evolve and thrive through the generations. The Irish Godfather provided whimsical levity and humor for his children so they may accept Unicorns, Leprechauns, and Gnomes into the new storytelling traditions. The pursuit of happiness requires laughter and the Holy Okie is an Irish Choctaw Bud that grew from a seed the Choctaw planted during the Irish potato famine fourteen years after the trail of tears.

Jesus carried the Spirit of "Lord Bud" into my heart, and he became the content of my Character, He is the judge of all that I do. He found me guilty and gave me a life sentence as an indentured servant to him that created me. I am my father's crowning Glory and only the Holy Okie may tell my story.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

Holy Mother Fucker

Something so big, "wow" can't even begin to explain it

Look at his face!
Holy mother fucker!

by Kennykid2002 March 27, 2009

holylumpinlamentablefuck

A series of words arranged to make the best ever cry of anguish. It is pronounced as follows
Holy Lumpin Lamentable Fuck

This originates from Scotland coming from the most feared woman in all Scottish history. The great Jane Teevan.

"Hey Janie, Barrys eatin all your cheesey pasta"

"He's done whiiit. NO no no HOLYLUMPINLAMENTABLEFUCK I am gonnie fuckin brain the fat bastart.Baaaaarrrryyy c'mere ya stupid fuckin prrick."

by amydingleberry August 21, 2006

holy finger fuck

sexual act involving three girls and one male priest or holy authority in which all three bend over in front of man and one engages in anal sex with the other two women on each side of the priest engaged in anal fingering by the priest

Sara, Lauren, and Ashley went to the priest's campsite expecting a friendly conversation only to get the holy finger fuck.

by Uncle E September 16, 2008

holy moly

It means the same thing as holy shit or jesus christ, basically it's a muted and politically accepted reaction to seeing a gorgeous woman.

A ravishing woman walks into a room.
A guy looks at her and says Holy Moly look at her.

by Blake Southwood September 13, 2003

Holy Crap!

Expressing a mixture of extreme emotions such as fear, surprise or happiness.

Gina: How was your work out today?

Brad: Holy Crap, it was impossible. Holy Crap, I can barely walk. My quads are killing me...Holy Crap!

Gina: What is your work out like tomorrow?

Brad: Holy Crap, I don't know...I'm afraid to look. Holy Crap!

Gina: You look buff

Brad: Holy Crap, I'm getting stronger and more fit. Holy Crap, I can notice a difference already. Holy Crap!

by G.love May 8, 2013

Holy Child

HC is just the best all around. Yeah it kinda looks like it hasn't been renovated since the 1600's, and yes we share one field with about 9 sports. But when all that is looked past, you basically come to meet funny, hot, CHILL girls that everyone wants to meet. Walking into HC, you'll see yellow skirts jumping through the hallways during frees - probably seniors trying to piss teachers off for the hell of it. Then there is the homeroom in the gym where you will find absurdly funny skits and people talking forever during announcements to be able to miss the first ten minutes of A block. Then there’s the infamous senior lounge, which really can’t be put into words. Any alumni can just laugh at the thought of unexplainable events that occurred in this sacred room. By the time you leave HC, you have girls that you know you'll talk to every day for the rest of your life, and the ones that you'll only see at your 5 and 10 year reunions - but no matter what you'll share that bond of having such a freaking awesome HS experience where you probably spent half the time: making up excuses for being late in the morning (such as there was an accident in The Village parking lot which can also explain the frappachino in your hand), spending half your day God knows where and saying you were in the nurse, finding new ways to decorate the senior lounge, and coming up with ways to dominate in Sprit Week. All in all, we know there's no place like HC, there's no place like home. <3

HOLY CHILD!!!

by Ladeedaaaaadadadaa February 25, 2010