Plate of Ham

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Gam, a now defunct term to mean oral sex, specifically that performed on a willy (blowjob).

"Fancy a plate of ham?"
"No thanks, I don't eat meat."

by peckhamboi January 15, 2009

ham-hopping

Leaping (light of step and firm of resolve) from ham to hammy ham in a muddy farmhouse locale or windy mountainous pig farm with intent to cross or traverse said ham-dotted spot of Earth.

"Ham-hopping cleanly across a mean mess of mud and crap, Hank fired a clean shot between the eyes of the deputy crocodotting after him."

by John Knowles Williams August 20, 2007

The Ham is on the Table!

1. A metaphorical statement implying a complete loss of tolerance for a given situation.

2. A statement confirming the beginning or end of any course of action regarding a given situation. (i.e. "It's on now" or "The shit has hit the fan"

I'm tired of that fool talkin all that shit about me...The ham is on the table!

by Noeliam83 October 4, 2009

ham and cheese

Basically the food version of crazy. Sometimes just shortened to ham. i.e Coach goes Ham

Those guys went ham and cheese over that comic book

by Mug Handle June 22, 2018

ham shandy

Masturbation,wanking,frigging off,spanking the monkey.

Whenever I am feeling randy
my only recourse is a good HAM SHANDY

by lowdown November 16, 2004

Ham Sandwiched

Drunk

I'm gettin ham sandwiched during house party weekend.

by Nell Lingo April 6, 2009

ham hole

between the beef curtains. the warm place you want to go inside when the world is mean. aka, vagina.

In the midst of foreplay, i surprised love with a fist in her ham hole.

by chillwinston September 28, 2006