benchpressed 

a word to indicate that one was severely burned with a witty remark

Guy 1: hey, i'm hungry.

Guy 2: your mom wasn't hungry when i got done with her last night! oohhhh! you just got benchpressed!

benchpressed by aslan.the.lion June 8, 2009

400lb Benchpress 

The sign of masculinity, requires dedication and/or steroids to achieve this level of strength. Those who possess this strength should not be fucked with as they are capable of anything including but not limited to: the tearing off of heads, dislocation of joints, and walking through brick walls. Despite there apparent size and strength they are actually fast...just a hair behind ninja speed, so unless your a ninja do not try to get away, your dead meat.

Joe: "did you hear John made a 400lb Benchpress the other day?"
Mike: "No I didn't but hell I would not want to mess with that dude!"

John: "hey Mike"
Mike: "There is one guy that i'd be afraid to mess with, and its you"
John: "whys that"
Mike: "because you could tear my fucking head off"

400lb Benchpress by Bigbenchpresser October 20, 2010

Bench pressed 

The act of beating someone so badly that they may as well have been bench pressed 1000 times over.

This term is versatile and can mean the following:

Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it.

Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle.

Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination.

The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.

This fool thinks sbmm doesnt exist so I bench pressed his dumbass opinion into the dirt.

Just ran around Al Mazrah in DMZ and bench pressed some lil Timothy and friends so bad they lost all there loot and rage quit.

I just bench pressed this slag with my PR 24 meat baton. Fatherhood here I cum.

Bench pressed by Distortus Dongasaurus April 23, 2023

buddha benchpress 

eating a fat chicks ass out while she is sitting on your face

i performed a buddha banjo last night and i tore a chest muscle

buddha benchpress by josh February 9, 2005

benchpress beefcake 

similar to a normal benchpress at a gym but instead one has a second spotter that squeezes the blood out of a raw steak into the mouth of the subject doing the benchpress exercise.

"dude, did you hear about the new way to bench, its called the beefcake....totally killer man"

Real Testimonial: "I was at first skeptical about the potential gains that my peers told me the benchpress beefcake would give me. I included one set in my daily routine and within the first day I gaind 35 pounds of ROCK HARD MUSCLE!"

benchpress beefcake by Loofi May 2, 2008

African Benchpress

Must be with an African Female riding you and just before climax, you push her into the air like a benchpress and shot the semen into her vagina.

Person1: I heard you got with this black girl last night.

You: Yeah I gave her an “African Benchpress”.

African Benchpress by SuperGooner67 January 6, 2026