gimppy

someone who is handicapped or has some injury.

Man do I feel bad for him, he's just so gimppy.

by Ren Walker Jr August 10, 2010

gimp juice

The quality of having no "game". A lack of confidence.

Charlie's been gimp juice since his ass got played by his ex-baby momma.

by Erwandré 3000 January 13, 2011

Gimp Shuffle

The slight dance someone on crutches does when doing something especially difficult to do while on crutches.

Man, I was totally doing the gimp shuffle when I got out of that huge van, and when I had to get into the booth at applebees.

by KD91 January 16, 2011

Gimpternet

What's left of the internet on the wrong side of a corporate firewall.

Corporate Shill 1: Oh man, I can't even get to Facebook or Twitter at work! This sucks!

Corporate Shill 2: Yep, we've been Internerfed. Welcome to the Gimpternet.

by |echelon| January 21, 2011

gimpism

The affliction of helplessness. The inability to accomplish anything to to lack of interest or knowledge.

That couch potato is inflicted with gimpism.

by UrbanFull April 4, 2011

Gimp Hit

In an online game when you attack a player that is annoying and weak for no other reason than they are annoying and weak.

This is often accompanied by a post of "Gimp Hit" using the in game chat or message system.

Yeah, he is only a level 300 but he was being really annoying so I gimp hit him.

by GettingTheBear June 18, 2011

Gimpstrument

1. Any able that does a gimp's bidding.
2. Indebted to a gimp, such as in a life debt.

Gimp: Able, fetch me some more wine!
Able: Yes, gimp master.
Gimp: Gimpstrument.

by Double Gimp August 16, 2011