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wrinkly goggles

Wrinkly goggles are applied by laying one's testicles on top of someone's eyelids while they sleep, or perhaps while they are awake.
Life always looks better through a pair of wrinkly goggles!
by nelliott83 October 11, 2006
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Self Goggled

When you come home after over indulging over your libation of choice and you are beer goggled about yourself.. You are getting ready for bed. You check yourself out in the mirror in undies or whatever. You look so hot.
Self goggled quotes:
"My abs look tight".
"damn I have a sweet (insert body part here)".
"Check out these pecs"
"Why wouldn't he want this sweet ass?"
or whatever you tell yourself.
Man looking at himself in the mirror "hey babe, check out these guns. All those chicks at the bar would drool over these cannons."
"C'mon to bed honey, you look good because you're self goggled".
by AkDaddyDenver July 12, 2013
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Beard Goggles

When a beard-bearing individual is convinced that his facial hair looks great, regardless of how bad it may look to everyone else.

Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.
"Wow, have you seen Dave's beard? It looks terrible, I don't know why he won't shave that thing."

"It's because he has beard goggles right now, in his mind it looks great."
by TRON 2.1 December 7, 2009
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Saddam Goggles

When the male ejaculates in his partner's (be it male or female) eyes during intercourse.
by Harry S Truman April 11, 2005
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goble

someone who is very chill and easygoing. they don't take life to seriously, and have a lot of friends/companions.
1. dude, he's goble, we should hang with him again
2. man, i wish my girlfriend was as goble as yours
by donTheMan August 20, 2008
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Japanese Rain Goggles

n. When a man covers a woman's eyes with his balls while she gives him felatio.
Bitch get in here and I'll give you Japanese Rain Goggles.
by texasredeyechicka November 25, 2010
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knob gobler

"Your As evil as Dr. Knob Gobler"
by Rob November 26, 2003
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