mirror goggles 

n - an exaggerated, positive perception of one's physical appearance.

Tim characteristics were nowhere near the traits her online profile listed what she was looking for in a man, but his mirror goggles made him believe otherwise and he decided to go for it anyway.

mirror goggles by Edina Bailey May 22, 2009

Ecto goggles 

ecto goggles are an incredible tool used in the first ghostbusters movie and the 2009 ghostbusters game by Atari.

The goggles allows the wearrer to actually see invisible ghosts witch is good when trying to capture it with the proton pack , since the wearer don't have to hold the P.K.E. meter while holding the proton pack wand and activating the ghost trap .

Ecto goggles are used to see the invisible specters .

Ecto goggles by P.A. 037 February 6, 2010

cock goggles 

As a followup to tea bagging, slapping a cock against a person's eyes until they are bruised to the point where they resemble goggles. As the bruising was a direct result of a cock slapping their eyes, the condition is known as "cock goggles"

Dave shouldn't have passed out so hard on the cruise because now he has to spend the rest of it wearing his cock goggles.

cock goggles by BABABHOOSH June 16, 2010

Ginger Goggles 

Somwhat akin to the notorious Arabian Goggles but preformed by our soul-less counterparts the ginger, the act is preformed by the said soul less ginger placing his ginger unshaven ball sack over a willing (or even un willing is sleep is a factor) partners eyes whilst preforming a sexual act from behind there head.

haha did you see charlie? that motherfucker passed out so nick the soul less cunt flopped his ginger balls right onto that poor pricks eyes and ginger goggles him!

Ginger Goggles by lolcawkzginger April 20, 2011

SAC Goggles 

When a Marine has been in SAC (Student Admin Co.) Camp Geiger, so long that all women start to become sexy.

"Damn I'd fuck that chick over there!"
"Dude, shes ugly as fuck! You def. have SAC goggles."

SAC Goggles by SAC co September 6, 2011

Dick goggles 

Noun. The inability of one to see the faults in the individual they are pursing; similar to effect of drinking too much beer.

You can't just tell somebody to take off their dick goggles; Sometimes you just need to take off the dick goggles and step back for a second.

Dick goggles by Wobbly69 August 30, 2013

fuck goggles 

What you are wearing when you want to hook up with a girl so bad that you are blind to flaws in their personality.

"Are you going to hook up with Jenny again"

"Nah man, I just had fuck goggles on. Turns out she's a total bitch"

fuck goggles by BearlyDrunk November 2, 2013