sour faced little bitch

used to describe a person (usually of the same sex as the speaker) being a step beyond butt hurt while simultaneously making a cry face

you guys are so mean!" "dude you're being a sour faced little bitch right now!

by VAdirtywater May 14, 2011

flacid

when your nights a flop

"man that party was pretty flacid"

by dikhead7! January 22, 2009

skeet faced

When someone cums on your face after you give them head .

" i took her back to my place... and lets just say she got skeet faced"

" Im gona skeet face you up."

" im gona take her home and skeet face her up. "

by BobbiFergie November 14, 2007

Fuck Faced Fairy

When you draw a mans private part on a friends face while they sleep. (Featured on Human Giant)

*wakes up*

"Oh no! It's the fuck faced fairy!"

-cry

by TomatoSauce August 24, 2008

Man Faced Tit Stand

A woman that has masculine features. Acronym MFTS

Sarah Jessica Parker (SJP)is a man faced tit stand also Fatima Whitbred

by Anthony J H November 6, 2007

heroin faced

The act of getting so drunk and high that at first glance it would appear that you are on heroin or some other kind of strong opiates.

dude after alex and raemy killed the rest of the jim and smoked a blunt,they werent sure if they could take that whole shot then they were pretty heroin faced

by AXLEGREASE MAGNUM November 21, 2010

shit-faced

totally drunk - just submitting for the quote below.

"Am I shit-faced yet?" (Arnold in 'Twins')

by dr. sausage September 29, 2007