four hour erection

One of the wonderful features of Cialis, to pitch a trouser tent long enough so a gerbil can sleep underneath. Four hour erections can lead to damage of the penis if you let it go longer. The reason why there's 6,000,000,000 people on this planet breeding and sodomizing each other like animals.

"erections lasting more than four hours should be treated by a doctor, or serious damage may result"

I took Cialis, got a four hour erection and went to the shelter and had sex with 16 partners.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007

2020 election

its been going on for 2 days now and it's a close call to make and it's really fucking annoying how much of a big deal it is. THEY ARE BOTH ASSHOLES! HOW DO PEOPLE NOT RELIZE.

The 2020 election is what started world war 4. World War 3 was started because Britain and France fucked up Russia for bear abuse.

by Beastmode1158 November 4, 2020

2016 presidential elections

A sign that the apocalypse has come

2016 presidential elections, Idiot Elitist Feiminist VS Criminal Liar

by anonymous November 17, 2016

evelution

Definition: The advancement of a society towards a low social standard of intelligence.

Background: I saw the word evolution spelled in this way on a colleague's paper in a college class. It should also be noted that the correct spelling was featured on the board in front of her. In college.

The evelution of present-day Americans has caused more poor parking jobs than ever before recorded in history.

by Thom January 21, 2005

erectionise

to have sex with. from the latin 'erectus'

im gonna erectionise you babycakes.

by richard February 18, 2005

Post Election Celibacy

Syndrome that many liberal, socialist females are sadly forced to confront with when their capitalist male partner is a red-blooded Republican and no longer plans to “sleep with the blue enemy”

Christine will have to find alternative means to satisfy her desires due to a severe case of Post Election Celibacy. The hope is that she will have money left for batteries when her wealth is redistributed.

by Hensch man December 9, 2008

exceptionary

Adjective meaning incredibly amazing.

That song was exceptionary, it was the most amazing thing I've ever heard in my entire life.

by kennyattic April 12, 2007