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Dylans Memes

Sexy man who posts the hottest memes around. He give the ladies a massive erection every time he walks in the room.
“Oh is that Dylans Memes” said the women. “ Yes indeed that is Dylans Memes, why are you getting a boner
by KSMITTY162 April 24, 2019
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dylan the dick

A kid who thinks he’s big and will tell other kids who he thinks feel like they’re big (these kids do not think they’re big) that they are small. He is the kind of person who likes to bully girls who simply roasted him one time. He seems nice until you know him, then he is a total violent dick who throws tantrums.
Random dude 1 : hey did you hear how jack keeps on trying to roast me

Random dude 2 : I know, he’s such a Dylan the dick.
by A_dickhead_hater August 9, 2019
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dylanitis

1) The inability to curse

2) You repeat what others say when attempting to curse

3) This disorder is usually not noticeable. If someone with the disorder is asked “Say the F word”, they will repeat most of the time. These are the first symptoms. Others with this disorder may have to go to a few private therapy sessions in order for those effected to have the courage and energy to curse.
Example:
Person : Say the F word.
Infected Person : The F word

If this happens, it could be a sign of dylanitis, which is a very rare disorder.
by Undetale September 3, 2019
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Dylan-ed it

In honour of a guy in our engineering class, Dylan. He is smart, dedicated and hard-working but gets stressed easily and thinks he can't do anything properly. This word is used when you know you can do something, there is absolutely no way in the world you could mess it up. But guess what, you go ahead and mess it up and proceed to blame it on your luck. That's when you know you just DYLANed it.
OMG Paul, I told you to just bring me a coffee and here you are with a broken mug, coffee spilled all over you and cursing your luck. YOU JUST DYLAN-ED IT!!
by sneezyboi December 11, 2019
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Dylan

If you know a Dylan they are type of guy that cares about everyone and everything.
When he wants something, he really wants it more than anything else.

He hides his feelings because he puts everyone else first and doesn’t want anyone to worry about him.
Dylan he is usually something.
He is scared, lonely, sad, hanging on by a thread, angry with himself mostly, secluded, loving very loving.
Any girl would be lucky to have a Dylan
Because if your that girl your the only thing on his mind ever and is willing to do anything for you
I used to know a Dylan he was happy but if you know a Dylan he is a fighter but easily broken
Girl 1: omg your boyfriend,Dylan he is so sweet.

Girl 2: oh? He’s not my boyfriend.

Girl 1:omg really? You guys Made a really great couple.

Girl 2:we broke up... but were just friends now

Girl 1:he seems like he still loves you

Girl 2: yeah i know... I think i hurt him and its all my fault i mean look at him he looks broken and deserves someone much more better than me

Girl 1:i dont think he believes that

Girl 2: it wouldn’t be like dylan to believe that...
by D0esn’t matter October 22, 2019
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Dylan

If you know a Dylan they are type of guy that cares about everyone and everything.
When he wants something, he really wants it more than anything else.

He hides his feelings because he puts everyone else first and doesn’t want anyone to worry about him.
Dylan he is usually something.
He is scared, lonely, sad, hanging on by a thread, angry with himself mostly, secluded, loving very loving.
Any girl would be lucky to have a Dylan
Because if your that girl your the only thing on his mind ever and is willing to do anything for you
I used to know a Dylan he was happy but if you know a Dylan he is a fighter but easily broken
Girl 1: omg your boyfriend,Dylan he is so sweet.

Girl 2: oh? He’s not my boyfriend.

Girl 1:omg really? You guys Made a really great couple.

Girl 2:we broke up... but were just friends now

Girl 1:he seems like he still loves you

Girl 2: yeah i know... I think i hurt him and its all my fault i mean look at him he looks broken and deserves someone much more better than me

Girl 1:i dont think he believes that

Girl 2: it wouldn’t be like dylan to believe that...
by D0esn’t matter October 22, 2019
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