dookie time

verb: As used by the Amount Boyz or anyone in their crew, the time in which one feels the need to release excrement from their anus (see shitting taking a shit and the like)

That chineese food really did a number on my stomach - it's DOOKIE TIME!!!

by Christina December 17, 2003

dookie dogs

shit, poop, crap

"You just dropped dookie dogs in your pants, didn't you?"

by JMF February 12, 2004

Dookie Port

The port in which dookie is released out of the ass.

My Dookie Port was hurting after my long stint in prison.

by Tyler,Tevor, Ryan June 15, 2008

dookie lizard

a gay man.

two fags walking down the road o those fags are dookie lizards.

by yeah786!!!!! March 13, 2009

Dookiestain McClane

A person with a weak constitution, little to no redeeming qualities, few positive attributes and no apparent skills or talents.

I emphatically and repeatedly informed my sister's boyfriend that he was Dookiestain McClane as he frequently broke eye contact and weakly smiled in silence having neither the balls nor the grounds to contest such an assertion.

by Flow Regulator May 26, 2011

Dookiemonger

A person who purchases and maintains an inventory of dookie (feces) to be sold to others.

I don't want to go to that dookiemonger Steves' house, because he has a huge surplus of dookie smelling up the place. I don't know how he sells it on eBay, but apparently some people buy stuff like that.

by Elmer Shitbomb August 16, 2011

dookie cramp

an massive cramp you get before you have to poop

dude , i just had a dookie cramp
guy , do you have to poop

by sychic January 1, 2012