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Dad dicking

The act of dominance of one male over another. Often the dad dicker will take over a task or force their assistance unwarranted, while explaining how to carry out said task as if the other male doesn’t know how to.
Mate, stop Dad dicking me! I’m perfectly capable of fixing this myself! You’re not my Dad!
Dad dicking by Twatmonger1975 January 20, 2022
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Chili-Dicking

Someone who's just half-assing their job. Commonly used as a verb to describe the lazy ass behavior of an individual. Derives possibly by a man realizing that he has "chili dick" and stops whatever he's doing and stares.
Quit chili-dicking around and get your asses to the line.

The next time I see you guys chili-dicking instead of working we'll stay after practice until the damn lights are turned off.
Chili-Dicking by buddhari65 October 10, 2012

Daffy Ducking 

Going totally out of control, hitting every button, flipping every switch, twisting every knob, but never the right one, all at once! Untill the crash. Like Daffy Duck in panic mode.
How Daffy Duck acts while in a panic mode. Looking like your Daffy Ducking the operation.
Daffy Ducking by Broadcast TV Guy December 1, 2013

shit dicking 

Homosexual intercourse. When a gay man puts his unit in his partners ass, you can probably assume it's going to get shit on it.
"Dude, I walked in John's apartment last night and seen his gay room mate shit dicking his boyfriend. I'm scarred for life man!"
shit dicking by Meaty Pablo April 20, 2008

Tech-decking

Another term that refers to fingering a girl.
1. Remember that girl that I met at that party last night? I totally tech-decked her!
2. My roommate totally came in when I was tech-decking Ashlyn; and I don't mean playing with the little skateboard.
Tech-decking by Jeeves377 November 15, 2009
Most commonly auto corrected work for fucking
I had a great time ducking my friend last night.

duck

"Go duck yourself"
Ducking by Simbops May 26, 2015

slap dicking around 

Doing a pointless activity for no reason but to piss away time.
I had nothing to do so I started slap dicking around with my dong for about an hour.