divest

To masturbate using scissors.

He lived on the dangerous side of life and decided to divest

by thisismylife May 8, 2009

Duvet Diver

A person who dives into a pile of duvets because they are excited about having a sleepover.

I was so excited about this sleepover, I am such a duvet diver!

by pileofduvets March 12, 2011

divershitty

When white monolinguals think diversity is 100 whites with 2 black people on board.

The divershitty that Grammys displayed today.

by mobi789 November 20, 2019

Diver Dan

This is a guy who is close to 50 and has no job. No, I retract that statement. He searches for coins in vacuum cleaners in gas stations. He also is a frequent heroin user (look for track marks). He's been in prison for not appearing in court. Do you want to see his house? Just come to San Antonio and look for a trash heap. It'll probably be his house.

Hi, my name is Diver Dan.

Do you have $20.00 for sex?

No. Let me call my nephew real quick.

by Poo-poo April 12, 2008

Diversosexual

One who is most sexually attracted to differences in others.

"I find a man/woman who is nothing like myself sexually appealing. Opposite race, ethnicity, cultural practices, religious/spiritual beliefs, ambitions, hobbies, etc. are all sexually desirable, thus making me a diversosexual."

"diverso" from the Latin root "diversorum" meaning diverse/different

by freesoul_paradise June 25, 2014

diversifical

Stating of diversity of an object or person, yet the object or person must not have a great difference

Look at that brown kid named Denushan, he has a crippling depressed smile. He's so diversifical!

by Xiangfan February 11, 2017

Diversity Shrew

The woman who runs every large company's HR department. She won't rest until the workforce is entirely replaced by women/blacks/mexicans/eskimos.

If you're white, asian, or Indian, then tough luck dealing with the diversity shrew.

Anderson: I can't wait to get that promotion! I know I'm the most qualified!
Chan: Too late. I heard the Diversity Shrew already gave it to Tyrone.
Anderson: But Tyrone can barely read! Damn the shrew!

by Lord Ownage December 17, 2017