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dangerwank

Practice whereby, while masturbating, one calls attention to oneself with the aim of 'finishing' before being caught.
<fumble>Mum? C'mere for a sec <fumble>
by Peter Gibney April 17, 2005
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dangler

Usually used as a hockey term. A dangler noun refers to a player who can deke out or "undress" the opposing player.
by Jeff July 27, 2004
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Danger Day

November the 22nd

1) the day My Chemical Romance's 4th studio album "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys" was released. a day where you take caution, pump out the slaughtermatic sounds, and just love being a killjoy

2: the anniversary of President Kennedy's Assasination, could be observed as both rememberance for the president or simply a day to observe conspiracy theories
Guy #1: Dude its Danger Day

Guy #2: its the 22nd why are you celebrating Kennedy's assasination

Guy #1: I'm not I'm celebrating MCR's new cd

Guy #2: oh
by Party Poison November 25, 2010
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dallas dangler

While making a cocktail (alcoholic beverage) for someone, you use your erect penis to stir the drink.
Bar Patron: "One Jack and Coke please."
Bartender (or twisted friend): "Coming right up." (You then whip out your erect cock and stir the poor bastards's drink to perfection). AKA the "Dallas Dangler."
Bar Patron: (Sip) "...Ahhh, that's a STIFF Jack and Coke!!"
by Mike 111825 January 2, 2008
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Granger Danger

when someone happens to fall in love with a girl who had been before perceived as a nerd. usually ends in the singing of a song.
Boy 1: That girl is such a nerd.
Boy 2: No she's not, she's really cool.
Boy 1: Oh, no.
Boy 2: What?
Boy 1: You must have Granger Danger
Boy 2: I think I feel a song coming on.
by rentaninja October 7, 2010
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dangerball

A game played using a small bouncy ball. 3 or me people must be confined in a small area. Then, with little or no light, each person takes it in turn to throw the ball as hard as possible into a wall or ceiling. If you don't get hit, you win. Repeat for jokes and cokes.
Yo Bill, you wanna play some dangerball with me and Johsnon?

YEH MAN
by imamazed January 1, 2008
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dangerfun

Mixing alcohol with potentially safe activities in order to increase the fun level while also increasing the possibility of doing physical damage to yourself and the poor bastards around you.
a trampoline + copious amounts of alcohol = dangerfun
by c-lev and big sexy May 20, 2007
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