DILF

An acronym for "Diplomat I'd Like to F***". A DILF is any man or group of men who are incredibly talented, attractive, care about social, economic, and environmental issues, and have been awarded Diplomatic Status due to their Global Achievements.

They have killer smiles and a childlike joy, but their passion & eloquence when speaking about important global issues is a total panty-dropper. If anyone can change the world, it's them. They also radiate Big Dick Energy. Massive.

Did you see BTS' speech at the United Nations Assembly? They looked so good! Damn, that duality!! I swear to God, they are such DILFS! After seeing them in those suits, my panties can now single-handedly solve California's water crisis!!

by BangtanBaddie.061313 September 20, 2021

Dilf God

This God is the God of all Dilfs , all Dilfs worship Dilf God. If ever encountered with pledge your allegiance and embrace your Dilf side. They accept Dilfs and Dilf lovers.

Dilf God and Milf God have been arguing all night over who is the better God.

by Elaine’s Abyss Flower September 26, 2021

DILF

Did you mean Glamrock Freddy?
"DILF" means Dad I'd like to fuck. similar to "Daddy"
usually use for someone who 30-50 years old man who is attractive and hot. married/have children or don't have to.
FUN FACT YOU USE USE "DILF" TO NON-HUMANS LIKE ANIMALS OR ROBOTS IF YOU WANT TO.

1: Damn... your dad is such a DILF.
2: Have you seen a bear in the mega pizza plex?
Yes... he is such a DILF.

by Wattpad LeLilCat March 15, 2022

dilf

dilf… Dad id like to fuck, who doesnt want to fuck a hot dad?

oh do i EVER love dilfs

by dilflover4life October 14, 2022

Martyn Dilf Kilroy

Funniest, sexiest dad on the planet. Cooking legend and has got nips like bullets. Hard as Bruce Lee,founer member of the four amigos and they are probably the biggest city fans in the world.

At city all you can hear is Martyn Dilf Kilroy and the four amigos

by shotgunmassy November 15, 2012

chinese daily special

A Chinese Daily Special is a sex act that can be exclusively performed in a threesome with two girls. The two girls lay on top of each other with their pussies touching (this is where the act gets its name), and then the male inserts his dick between them. He then thrusts until he blows a fat load over both of the girls chests and faces. No one performing actually has to be Chinese. This cannot be replicated with two men, but can be with two slices of well mayo-ed bread.

Friend: Dude, after the party I got Sara to blow me.
Me: That’s nothing, I got Jen and Julia to give me a Chinese Daily Special!

by Your Bitches Main Bitch October 23, 2017

The Daily Beatdown

The daily beatdown is what you are required to do that you do not want to do, for most likely 6-8 (or more) odd hours in the day. This ranges from being a student and taking stupid bullshit classes, to maybe working a cash register and checking out stupid people who don't understand why their veterans discount doesn't apply to Haines briefs, to also maybe waiting tables at some shitty restaurant so you can make ends meet and repeat the same undesired process for the same undesired results. Not to mention you have to wake up in the morning to an alarm that is clearly your enemy at an unfavorable time. This is the daily beatdown.

Example A

"Hey how was school today?"

"Ugh the daily beatdown was horrible today. I have so much homework I won't be able to enjoy the nice weather today, and if I don't do it I won't get to pick which college I go to."

Example B

"My soup is cold"
"Um ma'am this soup is served cold."
"Well heat it up will ya?? I've been waiting five minutes for my food and I haven't eaten all day!! Some service???"

This, is the daily beatdown.

by Space Wrangler May 9, 2020