The Coconut Song

A song about all the private parts of a human’s anatomy, so it goes;
Coconut, coconut (breasts)
Big banana (penis)
2 marshmallows (testicles),
One sultana (anus/buttocks)
And a big lasagne (vagina)

The song playing at the store was The Coconut Song.

by TheRealMinecrafter December 19, 2019

Coconut 75

Bad

Person 1: Look! Coconut 75!
Person 2: Bad.

by Not Boogaboo May 11, 2023

Coconut

A hairy milk carton that grows on a tree

Coconut produces milk but it has no nipples

by S.H. MonsterArts King Kong July 03, 2021

Coconut

"Coconut" is a gas-lighting safe word. If you ask your friends to say coconut and they do so, they are telling the truth.

"I didn't breath just now."

"Say coconut."

"I'm a giant pussy."

by bruhver bear July 20, 2024

Coconut

A word used to be spelled as you are riding dick

Justin: last night Emma was on top and she started to move her hips and spell C-O-C-O-N-U-T, like bro she spelled coconut on my dick

by sakuhachii July 18, 2019

coconut breeze

When you're having sex with your woman and she farts and you feel the wind across your balls.

I was screwing my wife and she gave me the coconut breeze.

by rekabla March 25, 2017

Coconut Cannon

a plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which needs to be tapped on to shoot out a devastating coconut cannonball with AOE damage, then takes time to recharge that shot.

"I put down a Coconut Cannon and when I clicked on it, it shot an explosive coconut which killed 3 Conehead Zombies with ease."

by Otheruser325 April 02, 2023