cheesy crust

Remnants on your fingers or penis after being inside of a particularly nasty vagina.

Mate: dude that chick looks hot as.
Me: Nah cunt she got cheesy crust, just stay away.

by TheThotOfYourDreams February 1, 2018

Cheesy Springer Special

A springer special is when a ritualistically share a meal of hot cheese folded into pasta sauce mixed with large flat noodles a dish affectionately known as lasagna. Much like the meal itself things become hot, heavy and sticky. The male then inserts a significant portion of lasagna into the females vagina, all the way to her cute little cervix and then proceeds to fill the cheesy crevasse with the rest of his micropenis. Upon climax, the woman now budges from her abdomen from the sheer amount of Italian cuisine, recurrent thrusts of the micropenis and seminal offering from the male. The man proceeds to yell at the woman “ARE YOU FAT?” And the act is complete.

“Did you hear Darren have Brie a cheesy springer special?”
“Yeah man, I heard she had to go the ER”

by Bussyboi69 March 26, 2021

cheesy weenie

cheesy but scaredy-cats.

OMG!! Axel’s trying to ask Janette out but he’s a cheesy weenie he’ll never do it.

by kyrie.domdobedo May 31, 2023

cheesy condog

Smells a lot like cheese, makes his friends buy air fresheners for their car because his cheese stench is so strong it doesn’t go away

Oh Connor smells like cheese he’s cheesy Condog
Cheesy Con dog- named Connor smells like cheese

by ConnorEhater January 2, 2021

Cheesy Flippy Thing

The Three Cheese Chicken Flatbread Melt from Taco Bell

Let’s go to Taco Bell and get the cheesy flippy thing

by Walker flicks September 9, 2024

cheesy mcnibs

Another term for describing or naming a woman's upper genitalia. Aka the breasts or boobs.

Derik is a cheesy mcnibs

by Wildman42 April 18, 2022

Cheesy Surprise

Where a uncircumcised man lets his cock cheese grow to a dangerous amount of cheese under his foreskin and a lady or man sucks his dick for a cheesy surprise

Darcy:“Hey how was it with Tryone last night” ,Dora: “It was great, he left me a cheesy surprise under his foreskin for me. It was delish” Darcy: “Wtf is a cheesy surprise?” Dora: “He let his dick cheese pile up so i could suck it out” Darcy:”EW NIGGA WTF!”

by SickBoySprunt May 5, 2021