Crates

Crates - adj.- A descriptive word used to imply great amounts of eloquence, grandeur in regards to speech or thought, or acuteness when speaking of something. The derivation of this word is originally to be used as in the terms of Socrates, of, "so crates" pronounced as one would if talking of a crate.

Ben: I just discovered electricity!
Woman: Holy marijuanaville Ben, thats so crates!

-or-

Ben: I just discovered electricity!
Woman: Holy aids on a stick Ben, thats mad crates!

-or- (Simply)

Ben: I just discovered electricity!
Woman: Holy fucking shitballs Ben, thats crates!

by So_crates January 12, 2011

Cheater

Some cold, heartless, immature buttfuck that will hurt you more than getting sent to the hostipal by spend time with you and make you think your building a connection that nothing can break, by you giving all tour commitment,trust,loyalty,time,love,laughs,smiles,honesty, and world to just so at the end you can feel like nothing and a waste of time. To make you feel like you feel like your not important enough. So that person will last the waste the last couple years of you guys spent together mean nothing but a worthless peace of shit.

Women #1: Calls her man. And doesn't answer but leaves a message. "Hey baby, were are you? Do you remember about our plans."
Man #1: Is fucking some chick that he just met at the strip club. And theme goes home to his girl.

Women #1: "Where were you!?!"
Man #1: " I was at hostipal because my friend got in crash"
Man #1 phone rings but the caller felt a message.
Women #2: "Damn daddy, I had amazing time tonight with you. But baby, you felt your boxers here and your sock. Maybe u can pick them up and we can go for round two?"

Women #1: "Are you fucking kidding me? This is the third time!! I'm sick and tired to hear the words ' Babygirl, she just a friend.' Or ' Your only girl I'm talking to'. I'm leaving you cheater! Don't ever talk to me again asshole."

by Just thoughts of truth March 13, 2017

Diggin the Crates

Rumaging through records in racks or boxes

Ring ring...allo....a'rit bruv...wanna go down basildon today...need to dig the crates for some dubs for tonight

by Matty C January 11, 2005

cheater

A person who acts dishonestly or practices fraud (cheating) such as obtaining the questions to a math test which are not intended to be had before taking the exam.

Christina Tran got the questions on the test and is a cheater.

by Anonymous February 23, 2005

Creative

What your teachers tell you to be when they really didnt think out an assignment very well. Usually causes many kids to get 0s when they come to school dressed like a half-dead fish, quoting the teachers ill thought out words...

Student: So what are we supposed to do for the project again?
Teacher: Just be, uh, "creative", rush, im sure you will think of something...

by Rush8192 October 4, 2005

cratered

The stage passed drunk. When you are so wasted you cant feel your face and you hook yourself up to a life support cause you cant be bothered to breathe.

Jeff: Im pissed, bout u?
Fred: Im fuckin cratered

by springyjeff February 24, 2006

lemon creamer

when a male has sex with a female partner in the anus and then procedes to ejaculate. he then keeps his penis inside her anal cavity until he becomes soft. then the male urinates while still inside the anal cavity of the woman. when the mixture is deficated out, it comes out yellowish-white, much like a lemon cream pie.

"dude, last night i did that girl in the ass!"

"did you give her a lemon creamer?"

"ALL DAY!!!!!!!"

by El Smockito March 30, 2009