beef tips

when a male has accumulated fatty tissue around the breast area, making the breasts and nipples protrude just a little bit, like beef tips. Very similar to "bitch tits" or "man boobs" but they have their own distinct style. Most often found on guys who are neither skinny nor obese, just a bit pudgy.

Many people think Phil Mickelson has bitch tits, but he clearly has a bad case of beef tips.

Shane used to be skinny, but then he went to college and the Taco Bell and beer diet resulted in his rapid development of beef tips.

by mosquitovalentine April 21, 2010

Beef Salad

A messy sexual act between Two Bears and a Hipster

They glanced in his direction, he blushed. A beef salad was inevitable.

by BankSi August 21, 2011

beef thief

A man who wears pants that are too tight.

Bill: "Hey man, check out that dude in the biker shorts."

Lance: "Oh, man! He's a total beef thief!"

by print humor August 19, 2009

Beef Trail

A trail of hair leading to the most mountainous curtains of beef.

Lance removed his girlfriend's pants and followed the beef trail to a land unknown.

by Shareef Abdul Wahad May 1, 2010

beefaroni

The explosion through the rectum of a mixture of gases

Courtney, did you just beefaroni in my car?

by sarro88 February 5, 2012

Beef Bucket

A large vagina.

How do you expect me to get you off if you keep slamming that giant dildo into you Beef Bucket every chance you get.

by Barakus October 14, 2013

Beef n Cheddar

Consenting to gay sex acts in exchange for Arby's.

"I didn't know Pat was gay!?!"

"Oh, he's not. But Glenn showed up with some Arby's, so he gave him the ole 'beef n cheddar' !"

by Carlosspicywiener February 8, 2014