Chumpy Boots

Chumpy Boots is a nice way of calling someone a chump without doing it. It usually gets a "wha-a-a?" response. People (chumps) who are called "Chumpy Boots" tend to immediately call everyone in their vicinity the name, because they don't know what it is. Hence, the "chumpiness" of the word. A true "chumpy boots" is going to call someone else the name ESPECIALLY if they have no idea what it means.

I had no idea I was such a chump but I soon learned after I called him chumpy boots and had no idea what it meant! I guess I am the chump after all.

by MariaCB July 10, 2010

square boots

When you insert the penis in the vagina and when you jizz you jizz in her nose make her sniff it and then smack the back of her head

Wow what a square boots that was perfect

by Pleanis March 9, 2015

Pootus Bootus

Pootus Bootus is a Roman General who invented plumbing. He found that a rectal transplants were the key to eternal life. Subsequently he managed to plumb Rome and have a secret waste filtration system (fountain of pooth) under his house whereby he could select the most special poos (spice melangè) and live forever. He currently resides in the ribble valley. A prominent roman base where he is currently known as the Poo Goblin.

The bos is clogged again Julius Cesar. Call Pootus Bootus he will sort it

by GothMowgli July 1, 2022

battle of the booties

When two gals with bootys competing in some way.
Could be shakin' booty to some music.
Or it could be a "booty-to-booty" battle if ya know what I mean.

The two booties have some contact like, bumpin, slamming, pressing and comparing each others booties together in a competitive way.

"A woman two another: lets compare our booties and have some "Battle of the booties" action."
"Lets shake our booties"
"Wanna have some booty fun together?"
"You can't beat my booty"
"Lets compare our booties"

by _Nina_ March 26, 2008

Grandpa's Ol' Huntin' boots

The act of a man placing the wrinkly scrotum over the other partners nose resembling boots hanging from a tied string.

When I watched "Lemon Party" did I see one of those old men perform Grandpa's Ol' Huntin' boots?

by George Schwanz May 10, 2011

too cool for my boots

feeling superior to bootwear

Mom: hey hunny go get your winter boots on its snowing
son: "moooom no but i'm too cool for my boots"

by ilyatinycdai December 17, 2019

bootsie

lame, boring, or whack.

boot-like in appearance.

Man, that movie was bootsie.

Yo dude, you ever seen italy before, its hella bootsie.

by J-Unit 9 1 to da 6 March 3, 2009