Bloody Blumpkin

While receiving a Blumpkin if it is going really bad or really good you break the bitches nose, thus giving her a Bloody Blumpkin.

"Ronda was so awesome at giving me a Blumpkin I popped that bitch in the face and gave her a Bloody Blumpkin!"

by Tyler Breckenridge October 24, 2005

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Blumpkin Pie

It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!

1/2 cup ejaculate

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg

Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!

by Fuckthatnoise April 28, 2015

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Royal Blumpkin

Like a blumpkin, but much better. You have two girls and one blows you while you shit in the other one's mouth and she swallows your shit.

Those skanks loved the royal blumpkin.

by Mr_Jones January 31, 2007

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Pumpkin Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while on the shitter at Fleet Farm in Fleet Farm attire.

Brian: Rhonda will you give me a pumpkin blumpkin?
Rhonda: of course i will!

by eb99 July 11, 2009

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tossed blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done and they are out of toilet paper they eat their ass to clean it.

Tommy was getting a blumpkin from his girl and he had no toilet paper so she licked his asshole clean. Tommy said dam i am lucky u tossed blumpkin you saved the day

by Hollowzero April 11, 2008

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