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Blood Juice

1 40 oz Mickey's malt liquor
1 bottle of Night Trian
1 packet of Kool-Aid mix (cherry is best; orange is good)

First drink to the bottom of the first gold bar on the label. Then add wine, followed by the Kool-Aid. Seal very quickly. Put in freezer for 10 minutes and get CRUNK!
"I've never been as CRUNK as I was after a night of drink BLOOD JUICE" - J-Dog
by suckahata September 28, 2004
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Blood Funnel

A euphamism for the sharpened orafice that investment banking companies, such as Goldman Sachs, use to suck cash away from the general public, in both the US and other countries.

Used by Matt Taibbi in an article in Rolling Stone to describe Goldman Sachs.
"The first thing you need to know about Goldman Sachs is that it's everywhere. The world's most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money."

== Matt Taibbi, Rolling Stone, July 13, 2009
by kk626kk December 28, 2009
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monkey blood

Raspberry syrup, typically applied to a 99 ice cream cone by a Mr Whippy in a northern industrial town.
"Can I have a flake in that please? And plenty of monkey blood."
by northnog February 8, 2012
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blompkin

the fine.. but rare art of receiving a blowjob while you are taking a crap

so when you cum you go!
by Sam December 27, 2003
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Blood is thicker than water

The ties that bind are stronger when it comes to family than people outside the family (e.g., friends, colleagues, strangers, etc.).
Blood = family (though not necessarily related by blood, such as husband and wife)
Water = non-family
1) "Don't trust anyone outside the family. Blood is thicker than water. Never forget that."

2) A man wakes up from a coma to find all of his family around him. Man: "Where are all my friends? They said they would be there for me no matter what!"
Nurse: "I suppose it's true what they say: blood is thicker than water."

3) "Why did this man's friends show up to his funeral, yet none of his family did?"
"Well... I guess water is thicker than blood!" (the opposite can also be used for dramatic effect)
by Skeptikai March 23, 2013
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS

what technoblade calmly screams after he committed a mass murder.
techno; peacefully killing hundreds of people.
His voice; BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS
by Mr_Mosquito January 29, 2021
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Blood Elves

World of Warcraft: Burning Crusade Characters

thousands of years ago, the exiled Highborne landed on the shores of Lordaeron and founded the enchanted kingdom of Quel'Thalas. These high elves, as they called themselves, created a fount of vast, magical energies within the heart of their land - the Sunwell. Over time, they grew dependant on the Sunwell's unstable energies - regardless of the bitter lessons they'd learned in ages past.
During the Third War, the villainous Prince Arthas invaded Quel'Thalas and reduced the once-mighty realm to rubble and ashes. His undead army decimated nearly ninety percent of the high elven population. In addition, he used the Sunwell's energies to resurrect Kel'thuzad - a powerful undead Lich - thereby fouling the Sunwell's mystical waters. The few elven survivors, realizing that they had been cut off from the source of their arcane power, grew increasingly volatile and desperate.

In the midst of the elves' darkest hour came Kael'thas Sunstrider - the last of Quel'Thalas' royal bloodline. Kael, as he was commonly known, knew that the remnant of his people would not long survive without the nourishing magics that once empowered them. Renaming his people blood elves, in honor of their fallen countrymen, he taught them how to tap into ambient mystical energies - even demonic energies - in order to sate their terrible thirst for magic. In search of a new destiny for his people, Kael'thas ventured to the remote world of Outland where he encountered the fallen night elf, Illidan. Under Illidan's tutelage, Kael and his blood elves have regained much of their former power.

Unfortunately, the blood elves' practice of embracing demonic energies resulted in them being shunned by their former comrades in the Alliance. Thus, the remaining blood elves on Azeroth look desperately to the Horde to help them reach Outland, where they can reunite with Kael'thas and achieve the golden destiny he promised them.
I am a member of the Blood Elves!
by Boomerang Weiner January 16, 2007
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