Bloomington

A piece of shit town in the middle of effing nowhere with absolutely nothing to do. Ever.

Bloomington has:

No hookah bars. ONE radio station. WTF. no 18 and up clubs.

by eabuvhic March 13, 2011

Blohm

To pleasure oneself by ejaculating in a public bathroom

Dude that punk just pulled a Blohm

by PoopyMcBoogerballs January 14, 2011

bloomer

a loaf of white bread. we sell it in 2 sizes, large and small. large one costs 95p and doesn't fit in the fucking bread bags.

A) how much is the large bloomer?
B) Read the fucking sign with the bread prices on
A) oh, i'll have that sliced please
B) its too fuckin big

by wonderfool December 1, 2003

Late Facebook Bloomer

Someone who takes forEVER to get a damn Facebook (usually at least a year) for whatever reason. Social pressure, realizing they're not cool without one, etc, etc...

Bout TIME you get one, late facebook bloomer pussy!

by Jazzist August 15, 2006

bloomer dropper

Any mixed drink, wine, beer, etc. thats makes a women horny, easy, quick to give it up.

Man, that Boons Farm wine is a real Bloomer dropper, after one bottle she was all over me.

by RAWDAWG635 September 26, 2008

bloob

when some thing is as awesome as boobs

that was a bloob idea

you are so bloob

by K van dangles August 7, 2010

Bloommate

An honest, and fashionable friend that you trust to go shopping with. Someone who will go to Bloomingdales with you at all hours of the day for good sales, and believes that with the right attire even you can be a sexy biatch.

Bloomingdales is having a killer after Christmas sale on Friday, I need to call my bloommate, John, and see if he's off. He's the only person I trust to help me pick out bras.

by toysrdave December 31, 2010