blitzinsnoozle

A trash human being who needs to be punished by being thrown in a blender. Basically just a complete and utter trash goblin.

Bailey ~ have you seen that new girl Susan?
Marty ~ no but I’ve heard she’s a complete and utter blitzinsnoozle

by Corgiinmyass February 2, 2018

Blitzer

Blitzer means someone who will run down on someone.

That jit right there a Blitzer

by YoungBlitzxerr July 10, 2018

Blitz

Bailing on previously made plans. Being a person who is known to flake on a plan.

“Can you believe Emily blitzed on our vacation plans last minute?”

“Sarah said she decided she didn’t want to go to the concert anymore. What a blitz!!”

by FL0WERP0WER July 12, 2018

Blitzkrieg

A shit that comes to your asshole so fast, you dont even see it coming. Commonly makes you stop whatever you're doing and makes you go poop.

Guy 1: OOOOH FFFUUCK I GOTTTAGOGOTTAGOSHITSHITSHIT
Guy 2: What is up with him?
Guy 3: He had a blitzkrieg, he didn't even see it coming.

by cptheinz July 23, 2018

Blitzmeme

The practice of sending multiple memes at once to disorient and disorganize a user on instagram, discord, or any other photo site.

Verb - " Blitzmemed "

Guy 1 : * Sees post sent * I've seen it already.
Guy 2 : * Violently sends ten memes at once *

Guy 1 : WH-WHA?! WHERES MY MESSAGES?!
Guy 2 : Blitzmeme accomplished.

by NWS_2428 August 23, 2018

Blitzen

Blitzen

Blitzen is the realist rabbit about! Born and raised in Mile End aka Murder Mile. He is the son of Balqeesa.

by Balblitz February 13, 2019

Blitz

1.) A powerful attack or mad massacre

The Viking unleashed a blitz to kill his enemies

by Flufflepuff564 March 26, 2019