bertholemew

delicious seggsy man, often from the 13th century. sweaty and stanky. big bawlz

dam ma look at bertholemew and his big stinky sack

by jamyojsns November 19, 2021

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Bert Squirt

The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.

I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!

by Chingycheeze August 20, 2021

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Berthold

Berthold is a name usually given to the last born. It is a German name that means “brilliant, enlightened, fame, brilliant ruler “ He feels secure about himself, but always manages to find insecurities. He believes everything can be solved with music and is also capable of killing if someone interrupts his playlist. Berthold is attractive and everybody knows that. He doesn’t have problems getting girls but he rather focuses on essential things, although he couldn’t live in a world without women. You would pray for having a friend like him, he is thoughtful and doesn’t like hurting people. People will see him as a true-born leader, but he isn’t capable of realizing that until he has proven it to himself.

Girl 1: Who is that guy there ? He very cute.
Girl 2: Oh thats Berthold, but you gots to be lucky for him to give you more attention.

Boy 1: eyo let me play a song.
Boy 2: no you won’t !
Boy 1: Say less fucking Berthold looking ass

by Trustmesource November 21, 2021

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Bertha

Bertha, a rare name with such an meaningful behind it. She’s charismatic, hot, beautiful, charming, smart, cute and so special. Sadly she’s not being treated the way she deserves, but people who love her receive a loyal and strong friend; Bertha. Bertha is a type of person who’s not that popular, but not that unknown at the same time, people look at her and get jelous of her warm aura - some are scared of it because it’s so strong that they fear perfection. She has beautiful eyes, and a beautiful smile. Lets not forget the well shaped body, an angel - or a cute butterfly! Her voice is beautiful and very soothing which leads to Berthas going to attend a job like an a CEO or comedy guy. Ultimately we all can agree that if you have a Bertha as a friend: put worth on that person! She’s amazing, trustworthy and a perfect friend.

Omg! Is that Bertha…she looks so good today! (Don’t tell her!)

by BeeHive99900 November 21, 2021

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