Birthday Balloon

A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.

“It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”

“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”

Birthday Balloon by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018

birthday bone 

When you having an absolute furthest with your girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, partner, wife, husband, half bother, half sister, 2nd cousin from the south on your birthday.

damn bro, my gf texted me she would surprise me with a birthday bone.

birthday bone by Matty In The Morning February 11, 2018

Birthday Mints

Birthday mints are a present given to people who love mints. 2.5 lb bags usually used for extra sauce. Help track performances, and if used during a sports trip, they will hopefully make your birthday better.

Person 1: Happy Birthday! Here are some Birthday Mints.
Person 2: Damn you're extra.

Birthday Mints by yellowpanda May 7, 2018

Birthday Surprise 

If you pull your dick out at your birthday party preferably a chode it's a birthday surprise

Yo Zane whiped his birthday surprise out at his birthday party.

Birthday Surprise by Chodeboi69 September 19, 2018

Birthday Cock 

Something a female figure (i.e Mother,Sister, Step-Sister, Lesbian Friend, and or Wife/Girlfriend) give a male figure for their birthday. It is an act of sucking the "cock" aka the Penis on their birthday. And since its the male figures birthday, they get to have their way with the female figure (i.e rough and tough)

Hey Sally it's Jareds birthday!

Oh does that mean I have to do Birthday Cock?

Oh yes, yes, yes. And its going to be fun.

Birthday Cock by SovietMcDonalds November 25, 2018

birthday poon 

Getting laid or having intercourse on one’s birthday

Man I really hope I can get some birthday poon

birthday poon by crazyfrog2998 February 9, 2019

Birthday bunked 

When your birthdays right around the corner and you have no plans, no date, and basically no friends.

Yo this year for my birthday is gonna be radical I’m gonna master bate then cry myself to sleep. Birthday bunked of the centuries!

Birthday bunked by Titus dyfilid February 23, 2019