Beat My Bagel
Beat My Bagel by Justin Washington January 21, 2008
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beat up that beat
to fist pump, starting out by drum-rolling on the floor, working your way up to full on creeped out fist-pumping in a Jersey Shore club or bar with all your guido and guidette pals. Can only be done to house music while in a trashy outfit for girls, Ed Hardy clothing for guys, complete with a fake tan, and in girls' case, a Snooki-esque pouf or blonde and black extensions like JWoww's. Can be taken to the next level by fist-pumping while switching your legs back and forth to the beat.
DJ Pauly D: We just had to beat up that beat, man.
Ronnie: Dude, we really beat up that beat last night at Karma!!!
Vinny: After I get a few drinks in me, the real Vinny comes out to play! I effin' beat up that beat like none other!
Ronnie: Dude, we really beat up that beat last night at Karma!!!
Vinny: After I get a few drinks in me, the real Vinny comes out to play! I effin' beat up that beat like none other!
beat up that beat by Stage Soprano February 6, 2010
beat break
The need to take a 'break' while conversing with a friend, via telephone or instant messaging device, for the sole purpose of pleasuring your genitals. Afterwards you then of course resume activity with said friend.
Joey, this conversation is very riveting, but my blue balls are killing me. I need a beat break, brb!
beat break by LosrDogg August 17, 2009
Beat-off bumps
A long line of pot holes in the road that shake the car enough so the driver can grab his dick and jack off effortlessly.
I was driving down the road when I hit a set of beat-off bumps... With no effort I grabbed my cock and busted a nut on my steering wheel
Beat-off bumps by Happy beater August 13, 2010
beat the breaks off
beat the breaks off by A-Bomb TGN August 11, 2005
Beat Text
According to the beat text guide, a beat text is ANY message sent after the hour of 12 midnight to the opposite sex. It may encompass such phrases as "Hey, what are you doin", Are you up", or can even go as bold as to say" What are you wearing"( That should only be used for someone you know is :
a. A freak
b. A slut
c. Some combination of the two
d. All of the above( I know it sounds weird)
It may also be some other phrases that entails" I am on the way"
It's reply should always be a simple yes or no. If the answer is no, you are allowed a maximum of 37 minutes to try and coax a yes. After 37 minutes, you are simply to play it off. The hours can only be moved up for EXCESSIVE alcohol consumption, in which case, anytime you are at your most drunken state, you may initiate a beat text.The hours are not moved for any event such as the superbowl, NBA games, College football, nor 24.
a. A freak
b. A slut
c. Some combination of the two
d. All of the above( I know it sounds weird)
It may also be some other phrases that entails" I am on the way"
It's reply should always be a simple yes or no. If the answer is no, you are allowed a maximum of 37 minutes to try and coax a yes. After 37 minutes, you are simply to play it off. The hours can only be moved up for EXCESSIVE alcohol consumption, in which case, anytime you are at your most drunken state, you may initiate a beat text.The hours are not moved for any event such as the superbowl, NBA games, College football, nor 24.
Beat Text by J Boi of Fab 5 January 24, 2008