skeeter bat

that one goober of a person who is always a few minutes behind in the conversation and tries to poke in like they know what's up. these people are usually goofy, slow to catch on, and ignored in the conversation. when they have something to say, the topic has loooong been changed and everyone kind of gives them that look like, "....huh?"

the goob: yea yea! blahblahblahblah etc etc etc.

...silence...

sara: ...you're such a skeeter bat.

by mamacita aye carumba December 2, 2007

bats in a cave

When you penetrate an asshole and moments after you pull out, a small piece of shit flies out like a bat coming out of a cave. Think of the shit as the bat and the asshole as the cave... bats in a cave.

Me and my girlfriend did anal lastnight and there were bats in her cave. there fore bats in a cave/

by sobbymop December 5, 2016

bat call

A last-minute, general email to a group of friends to get an impromptu outing together.

My mom got food poisoning and they can't use their cabin this weekend, so I'm sending out a bat call. Let me know if you're up for it.

by edmundbloor October 17, 2011

Bat Math

Brain-unfriendly or fiendish math questions that leverage on the public’s mixed attitude vis-à-vis the oft-feared bat, which has so far received bad publicity or negative press in the aftermath of unproven claims that it was the vector for the coronavirus pandemic.

Two examples of bat math are:
a) Today is Friday the 13th. Trump’s spiritual guide recommends that he should drink the blood of a bat 666 days from today to live a "normal” life free from nightmares and demonic attacks. What day of the week would he perform that dreaded ritual?
b) Given that 🦠 + 🦇= 76 and 🦠 × 🦇 = 19, what is the value of 1/🦠 + 1/🦇?
Answers: a) Saturday b) 4.

by MathPlus April 17, 2021

batting material

Batting material is another word for Pornography or Eye candy

Phil is running low on fresh Batting Material, so he gets all angry and tetchy.

by dr.rob May 17, 2004

Rouge the bat

Rouge the bat is a secret agent working for the government. She seems to like shadow the hedgehog and knuckles the echinda. But she problay tricks them into giving her emeralds which HASNT worked so far. Anyway, rouge has permission to rob banks, and commit crimes because the government will cover up for her.. or just blow her up. Also her outfit has SLUT all over it in SA2 but in Sonic Heroes a lil better but SLUTTY !

Shadow: Hey Knux, did you see that rouge girl take off her clothes? she is naked now and its awesome

Knuckles: "WHERE AND HOW CAN SHE DO DaT WITHOUT BREAKIN THA LAW"

Shadow:"She is a government agent.. give her emeralds to see her though "

by Soul Calibur Shadow Bat January 27, 2005

Vag Bat

A creature that lives inside very large, loose vaginas. Generally these bats like cave-like vaginas that have large stalagmites and standing water.

Dude Paris Hilton is so loose, she must have some vag bats up there.

by johnny appleseedy March 18, 2009