banter

nonsense. lots of talk with no meaning or point.

i bantered with him all nite.
we are bishops of banter.
i like to banter.

by kat October 26, 2003

Witty Banter

This definition is accredited by means of going directly to the source of "Witty Banter" - England.

Therein, according to newly researched anthropological studies across the Big Pond; this form of human communication is best deciphered by its mood altering characteristics.

It is while playing Badminton, when two strictly Protestant, English homosexual men or women increase their sexual drive by striking at the "Birdie" and at the same time say something nuanced of their forthcoming and imminent carnal encounter. These statements describing said act, increase both subject's hormonal activity, which can then be monitored by the glittered inflection of voice.

Said one anthropology student to another, "Their exchange of witty banter could almost consider as orgasmic in deployment!"

by gravy111 November 19, 2010

basterd

One who kills lots and lots of Nazis, in various ways that will amaze you.

Someone you should look up to.

Jon Thomas is a basterd!!

by JonThomas August 26, 2009

muff banter

Oral sex on a woman.

That guy was an expert muff banterer.

by fatface August 5, 2006

Erica Barter

Best wife ever, hard working, loving, caring mother. Marine Wife. While husband is deployed Erica Barter cuts the grass, takes out the trash, cleans the house, cooks, grocery shopping, fixes up the house, takes care of the kids, brings them to appointments, the park, the stores. she feeds the kids, bathes the kids, gets no sleep during the night because the kids are sick, or missing daddy, and so is she. She does this all being pregnant, she's a real woman, wife, mother.

you are an Erica Barter, you are amazing in other words.

by wbarter85 October 16, 2008

banter

the act of playful talk and being a bantersaurus

"Tommy, I am extremely disappointed!"

"What did I do?"
"You didn't invite me to your banter page!"
"Well isn't this just a load of banter"

by Mr Butlick May 13, 2015

bastered

Somthing that Gray often calls people in place of bastard. He hope's that it will one day spread to the rest of the population.

You bastered!....wait a minuite, isn't it bastard?

I'd rather be a bastered than a bastard.

by IronFist February 1, 2005