Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and then kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This usually results in the bats flying into and then thrashing around in your friend’s undefended anal cavity. Lube is optional, but not recommended.

Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last Friday. The nurses said something about him hemorrhaging from his prostate!

by Big Daddy Hambone April 16, 2024

Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This causes the bats to fly into and then thrash around wildly in your friend’s unguarded anal cavity. Lube is not recommended as it allows too many bats to enter, causing severe damage to the colon.

Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend. One of the nurses said his prostate completely ruptured!

by Big Daddy Hambone May 3, 2024

Arizona

College state known for having a good time and hiking trails and mountains dry weather multi racial

Arizona is the city of Angels land of opportunity

by Thisisnottruee June 22, 2024

Arizona Sea Breeze

The act of jerking off with 12 grit sandpaper, and halfway through lubing your genitals with hand sanitizer.

“did you see what the cartel did to that poor white man? they gave him an arizona sea breeze.”

by Sigma Badass July 6, 2024

Arizona handjob

when a person rubs their hand on rocks for 48 hours to be build callusses, and then prior to handjob they pour salt on there hands to mimick the dryness of Arizona.

You got me tripping you gonna get Arizona handjobbed

by ArizonaHJ January 20, 2026

Arizona banana split

The art of a wrestler spladling your partner while you slap your chocolate malted dih on her puh, slapping continuously until area is irrated and she starts screaming, an official referee is hired announcing the winner of who can get the deepest oil check with 3 tries each. Then taking ice cream scooping on the irrated are and cooling the irratated area after which is healed you will eat it.

I gave my girl an Arizona banana split

by FunTimeaForever January 24, 2026

Arizona Ice Cream

Shitting on someone's face so it leaves a crust looking like a scoop of chocolate ice cream.

I gave her that Arizona Ice Cream last night.

by Arizona Ice Cream Man February 9, 2026