A very uncommon syndrome acquired from constant and rigorous wiping of the asshole. Most common symptoms include (but are not limited to): bleeding from the anus, discomfort when sitting down, a little voice coming from your rear end telling you to eat more Chipotle, and uncontrollable desire to dress and act like Joseph Gordon-Levitt did in 500 Days of Summer.

Me: I just can't stop bleeding from my asshole doc.

Doc: Have you been watching 500 Days of Summer?

Me:...What if I have?

Doc: I'm afraid that you have Sniveling Anus Syndrome.

Sniveling Anus Syndrome by neutrogina October 9, 2016

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ruptured anus

You know that moment when you are going up a ramp on your bicycle, and then when you fall back down your asshole gets penetrated by the bicycle seat? Yeah that's how you get a ruptured anus.

I was doing some tricks on my bike earlier until I got a ruptured anus. I had to be rushed to the hospital because it began to bleed too.

ruptured anus by TheRiceTheif January 1, 2017

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rigor anus

n. the tightening of one's butthole when one is shocked or frightened

rigor anal. adj. to have experienced the tightening of one's butthole when shocked or frightened

"Dude, why'd you break so hard?"
"The light changed faster than I thought."
"Well, it gave me rigor anus."

"So I was watching The Exorcist last night and it gave me the worst rigor anus"

"Whenever she announces a pop-quiz, I go rigor anal"

rigor anus by Ben Diamond December 19, 2007

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Suit-covered anus

A big-shot alpha male, especially one
who has a raging superiority complex and acts in an obnoxious and condescending manner. Often abbreviated SCA.

It was noisy as Hell on the train coming home last night because all the SCA's were babbling about the upcoming football game.

Suit-covered anus by Peter January 23, 2005

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