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Alternative

Someone who genuinely doesn't give two fucks what others think of them (they like to be different from the crowd)
DickHead-Bruh why are you listening to My chemical romance EMO!!!
Alternative- Nah I'm listening to them cause I want to
DickHead-oh ok
by Notasheep12345678910 April 19, 2018
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Alternating capitalosis

An unfortunate syndrome, common in iGen girls, in which the subject becomes increasingly prone to using aLtErNaTiNg CaPs in an attempt to be dramatic or add emphasis to a given statement.
DR: "I'm sorry, Alissa. It seems your Tumblr-scrolling habit has led you to contract Alternating capitalosis."

ALISSA: "oH nOs."
by Umbrella_Stand January 5, 2019
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Alternative Factsplanation

Attempting to explain something that isn’t true using made up “alternative facts” like Kellyanne Conway.
President Trump told us he was researching using bleach in the human body to kill Coronavirus. The next day he gave some bullshit alternative factsplanation that he “was being sarcastic.”
by Perpetual Student April 24, 2020
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Altererophilia

Alter-ERO-philia
Loving affection towards one's alternate self (other self) and/or Alter ego of one's own inner and outer being.
Jenny says her opposite grnder alter ego Qarlton is very attractive. I think she may be an Altererophilia.
by M. Mio August 6, 2021
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Alternutting

Alternating between lesbian and gay porn rapidly until you nut. (1-3 sec interval between gay porn and lesbian porn. Try not to nut while watching the gay porn. Make sure you switch to the lesbian porn in time)
Person 1: "I'm gonna try alternutting"

Person 2: "That's risky bro. What if you nut on the gay porn instead of lesbian because you didn't switch in time?"

Person 1: *unzips pants, proceeds to alternut*
by Dudeeti November 6, 2021
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Alternvte

The Best Zonewar tourney host of all time
Are you going to play in the Alternvte tourney tonight?
by Twitch Alt7 September 29, 2021
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alternatehistory.com

alternatehistory.com is a website using forums to post alternate history, which also is known for having a moderator which locks people's forums post even if there new and are trying to make accurate alt-history.
Person 1: Hey I made a post on alternatehistory.com.
Person 2: Cool, but I made one too.
by TheUrbanCrafter August 3, 2023
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