Accititted

tapping on a girls boobs like bongos while making the noise and running away

Girl : i think i got accititted

Guy: yea i just accititted that girl back there

by EmoLuvinChick.. and Rea November 16, 2011

Accidental Wingman

When your actions end up helping your bro get the girl he's been going after. However it was never your intention to play the wingman and try to get them together. It just happened to play out that way. Can also happen with a girl accidentally helping her gf get a guy.

Bro: Hey so how did your date with brosky go?
Girl: It wasn't a date, we just hanged out.
Bro: Of course it was a date, he told me all about he was excited and... umm...
Girl: wait, he likes me?
Bro: I mean... so this weather has been crazy recently right?
Girl: Oh wow I can't believe I didn't see it till now. I guess I do kinda like him too.
*Later*
Brosky: Bro I can't believe you told her!
Bro: I didn't know she didn't know man! It was an accident.
Brosky: Well whatever, you were my accidental wingman. So thanks.
Bro: so you two do it yet?
Brosky: We're like rabbits bro!
Bro: nice!

by d shizly May 8, 2013

According to Google

Phrase used in response to a random question which could have been easily answered by simply Googling it. Usually after a few quick taps on your phone.

A more polite form of JFGI, but with the same message.

him: I wonder what Zeitgeist means?
her: According to Google, Zeitgeist means "the spirit of the times". And here are the top ten topics searched for last year...

by allterrain October 6, 2013

accurat

rattus-rattus' way of saying accurate (ack-you-rat)

100% accurat

by ADIswirl October 15, 2013

Accidicked

When you receive a dick picture meant for someone else by accident, usually via snapchat.

I got accidicked man, John sent this to me instead of his girlfriend.

by traptrix May 7, 2014

accidinky

When a male penis is shrunk due to an accident, usually resulting in extreme sadness.

George was super fun to hang around until his accidinky.

by Kris Kirstipherson December 3, 2014

Accordion Face

When a male or female has an attractive face from the side, but when viewed from the front their face is thin and unattractive, as if someone has squashed their face inwards (much like a compressed accordion ). An inverse would be a face that is fine from the side, but is wide and unattractive when viewed from the front (much like an outstretched accordion).

Human #1: Hey girl.
Human #2: Hmm? *turns towards*
Human #1: Oh damn.
Human #2: What?
Human #1: You have one hell of an accordion face.
Human #2: Dick.

by Skeletimothy June 22, 2015