There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

National Make fun of your friend for not knowing about Taco Bell Day

A day to make fun of those uneducated buffoons who dont know what Taco Bell is.

Date: February 16th

“National Make fun of your friend for not knowing about Taco Bell Day”
“hey dude.. You ever heard of Taco Bell?”
“Wtf is a Taco Bell I’m not in the USA idiot”
“Its February 16th, You know what that means,”
“SHUN THE NON BELIVER”

by Ooga Booga goth boy January 3, 2021

she has about 14 STDS

Curt's college sister who, blatantly, has 14 STDs. She is a genuine butt-whore, I hear one a kind; however, her vagina is extemely loose because of years of sexual intercourse with beastly negro penis.

Curt's older sister is fucking hot, but that bitch loves that dark meat. If I was you, I'd go for something a little more clean.

by Benjamin February 27, 2005

i'll think about it

what it means: NO.

used by people who dont want to say no to someone's face.

Ex. 1
john: can i have a raise?
boss: i'll think about it.

john: we all know what that means....

Ex 2.

dude 1: Wanna catch a movie
dude 2: ill think about it
dude 1: k.

Ex 3.

girl: Hey mom? Can I go catch a R movie with my friends at midnight?
mom: *sigh. I'll think about it.

by hashendonitsme May 28, 2013

Dick About To Explode

Daniel Friendman

Don't touch him, he might jizz at any moment

by zoma March 19, 2003

ain't about that life

When someone, usually trying to be gangster, is stressing how he does not like how something is run or what they didn't do in a situation.

Man, and then I ate chocolate cake. They didn't have vanilla but that's okay cuz I ain't about that life.

by InnerSol October 13, 2013

Abut

Adjacent; to join or touch at the border.

When u sit down on bleachers at a very popular sport event or circus, your butts would then be abut.

by V4de April 15, 2009