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Screaming Johnson

A man who catches a std and his johnson feels on fire. They call it the screaming johnson!
Man poor Joey got a bad case of the screaming johnson!
by Bigracks37 July 2, 2023
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Perry Johnson

Accomplished Businessman and Potential Republican Candidate for US President in the 2024 US Presidential election.

Is currently polling at less than 1% nationally despite pouring tens of millions of dollars into his campaign.

Attempted to run for the office of governor in the state of Michigan but was unable to appear on the ballot after it was discovered the 9,400 of the 15,000 signatures necessary to appear on the ballot were fraudulent.

Believes that ‘shaving’ 2 cents off of every dollar spent by the federal government “year after year” is enough to eliminate the federal deficit.

A Troll Candidate that will still somehow do better than Ron DeSantis.
Damn it’s crazy that Perry Johnson managed to beat out Ron DeSantis for the Republican presidential endorsement after Donald J. Trump left the party and ran independently.

Yeah but at least the government debt crisis will be solved with the 2 cents plan
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The Brothers Johnson

That Halloween costume is not gonna go over well with The Brothers Johnson
by whooer's your daddy March 23, 2021
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Boris Johnson

is a word that can be used to describe somebody hanging on to something with dear life, especially when everybody concerned wants you to stop, even to go as far as quitting their cushy jobs. furthermore, it is appropriate to use this when the act of hanging on is actively damaging what you are hanging on to, causing festering distrust in that thing and causing shaking laughter from the rest of the entire fucking world.
Steve, she's had 8 kids with barry now, get over it and stop trying to pull them apart by insinuating an affair.
No, cus im Boris johnson
by PiGeOn the BrIt July 10, 2022
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Aiden Johnson

A kid that is short and always has a minecraft head. He probably chin the size of jupiter. Not even close to smart a real sped.
Look at Aiden Johnson, What a sped double chin.
by Im a dunce May 4, 2022
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Boris Johnson

Current PM of Great Britain and N.I, party animal and peppa pig’s No1 supporter.
A less mental version of the orange cheeto man who became president.
The kids at school really Boris Johnson’d!
(The kids at school really broke COVID restrictions to have a “work event”!)
by wee_eejit May 30, 2022
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Johnson promise

Any promise that the giver has no intention of keeping.
'He promised the work would be done by Friday, but both of us knew that was just a Johnson promise'.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.
by exuk November 19, 2021
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