sick twisted son of a bitch

one crazy mother fucker

laura knapp is one sick twisted son of a bitch. she eats babies!

by Jesus Mohamed Christ September 4, 2008

I once had a bitch that

A response that intimidates and threatens someone whose actions you find appalling. Followed by an example of extreme emotional/physical/mental or sexual damage.

This phrase is effective because it refers to the fact that you had/have a team of bitches and fearlessness to abuse others.

(1)
Brent: this food tastes like ass
Sarah: I once had a bitch that insulted my food, so I took a rusty wire and cut her

(2)
Brent: That kid is drunk to puddles i'm not letting him in my car
Sarah: I once had a bitch that refused to drive a drunk brother home, and she got roofied

by AileenT December 21, 2007

Can a bitch get a donation?

Just what it says. Can a bitch get a donation to pay her electric bill so she can get her lights back on? Can a bitch get a donation so she can put some food in her child's mouth? Can a bitch get a donation so she can pay the rent and her car note?
Can a bitch get a donation?

You go through your whole call log until you find someone who is willing to donate to a good cause.

Phone Rings:

Tia: Hello?

Conquesha: Hey girl, Can a bitch get a donation? The repo man is planning a stakeout outside my house.

Tia: "click" (dial tone...)

Conquesha: ...Shit, let me call Mo'Mo'.

by thatdude23 October 10, 2012

Trap a bitch

Nigga bust a nut in you, to trap a trap a bitch.

You better be careful with that guy megan..he seems like a trap a bitch type

by Smiller2018 September 18, 2018

Baby Son of a Bitch

A child or brat whos either A) constantly crying or whining B) being a total cock block or C) just being plain ol' frickin annoying

Dude I was trying to get some from Katy yesterday, but then that little fucking Baby Son of a Bitch of hers woke up, and wouldnt leave us alone.

by Ethanyial August 23, 2010

Finer than a bitch

Hotter than your average hoe female. Aka anyone named Julianne. Truffle butter.

That girl is finer than a bitch.

by Vagenaaaaaaaa January 11, 2018

son of a bitch

What one man says to another man when pleasantly surprised by the others performance.

Henry Ford II, after agreeing to let Ken ride in the big race if he First wins the smaller one: “who won the smaller race?”
Executive: “Ken”
Ford: “son of a bitch” with a smirk

by Mikehahahah July 12, 2020