fetus link

when two small children, who are so small and young that they can be also classified as 'fetuses', participate in pre-pubic sex. This could be any small child who has not hit puberty yet.

"I heard Nancy lets her kids fetus link in the basement." -nancy's neighbor

Charlie: "Mom, can I spend the night at carly's house?"
Mom: "as long as you don't fetus link!"

by Mark Tang June 12, 2008

grey link

A hyperlink that is old and/or broken.

Dude, stop posting those grey links to the site!

by vincyboy March 4, 2009

Trapdoor Link

A hyper-link that is claimed to be something that it isn't.

Say someone posts a link, and that link, the word "kangaroos", but the link actually takes you to a site about penguins. It's just link being Rick Rolled, except in a link, and can be much worse.

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Haganashi93845whatever at 21:32:08
Take a look at these cute puppies (link in the word puppies takes you to 2 girs 1 cup flash video)

Next Forum Post

shimohiatu9847389whatever at 21:55:42
EEEEEEEEEEEW WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LOOK AT THAT!?!?!? ASS HOLE.

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IAMTECHNOVIKING at 23:23:23
Technoviking is please with your Trapdoor Link.

by Traumahawk DSO February 10, 2010

tailspin link

A link that can send one on a complete tailspin of internet reading. Typically a wikipedia, documentary, or political event reading spree.

Dude, that URL to a transgender kickboxer was a total tailspin link!

by Chris L ATX November 17, 2011

Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe

I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.

by [e-mail] November 3, 2016

tiger link

When someone sends you a link, that doesn't work

Link not working, Tiger link

by 86Petty June 2, 2017

hermes link

When you go down on her, while chewing croissant, and she cum al over your face

Damn son, yo bitch hit me up with that hermes link last night. it was al over me.

by ice blue mink June 21, 2017