a. A merperson (usually a woman) who is the inverse of prevalent cultural depictions of merpeople: the front half of a fish attached at the waist to the bottom half of a person.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.
b. A sexual position based on this depiction, in which one partner is immobilized from the waist up, by tight swaddling with blankets.
Behind the door, I was shocked to find The Wrong Mermaid: Gwen immobilized on the couch, torso rolled tightly in Mom's quilt. Compromising as the position was, the back of Denise's head kept me from being forever traumatized by the sight of my pantsless sibling. I shut my eyes and pressed through to the hall.
by ExCognita March 25, 2023
Get the The Wrong Mermaid mug.Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*
Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."
Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."
Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."
Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨
*Tonberry noises ensue*
Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"
Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."
Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."
Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨
*Tonberry noises ensue*
Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
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Get the Got married in the wrong garden mug.Hym "I feel like that last one was wrong... Too crude... I don't think I framed that properly. I guess the point I'm trying to make is that you are creating the 0 sum game that you don't want people to play. And then when someone (INEVITABLY) plays you throw your hands in the air in shock and say 'Oh no! WhAt CoUlD hAvE eVeR cAuSeD tHiS tO hApPeN!?'. I mean I'm repeating myself at this point. And part of the problem is the arbitrary non-association out of spite or malice."
Iam "And MY question remains unanswered. Am I the good one or am I the bad one?"
Hym "Well, that depends on whether or not you resign yourself to a life of serfdom and fade into obscurity. Like Gods punishment in 'Supernatural' after he loses to the Winchesters."
Iam "And MY question remains unanswered. Am I the good one or am I the bad one?"
Hym "Well, that depends on whether or not you resign yourself to a life of serfdom and fade into obscurity. Like Gods punishment in 'Supernatural' after he loses to the Winchesters."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
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by Oofmania May 8, 2018
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