One man Twister

Slang term for masturbation

"Man this sucks, gotta go home and play some One man Twister"

by Keeper Of Secrets June 9, 2015

hennessy tuckwilla titty twister

Used in areas of intimacy which require rough foreplay and alcohol. Typically done by pouring Hennessy on a woman and then grabbing her breasts while upside down, preferably at a truck stop or in a public bathroom. It comes from the Latin hennessium tittus Maximus tuckwillis...

Yo that fine and proper lady last evening, with the most sensual and kind eyes let me give her a Hennessy tuckwilla titty twister last night. My sister was so proud watching us...hence: hennessy tuckwilla titty twister

by Nucci January 1, 2017

Kansas City Twister

To spin a flaccid penis in a circular motion almost like a helicopter.

Hey fam have you tried the Kansas City Twister recently, I heard it makes you cum a lot farther if you do it before stroking your stick!

by Offbrandsidwilson April 26, 2017

Flabbing Shit Twister

When a 70+ year old female flops her saggy titties on your face, while twisting your nipples, while you shit on the floor

Derek: “My grandma lost her denchers and won’t stop nagging about it.”
Joe: “Oh she left them over at my place right after she gave me a flabbing shit twister.”

by Iloveyoujonathon May 15, 2018

siberian titty twister

Giving someone’s bare nipples a titty twister after having your hands in a freezer for at least 30 minutes.

My tits are still erect from the Siberian titty twister that Miss Finnyfrock gave me last night.

by Coco Sean July 27, 2018

ravioli ravioli toaster up my assioli

When you want to kill yourself, however you are a faggot.

Faggot 1: I am going to commit ravioli ravioli toaster up my assioli.

Faggot 2: kys

by GAVlN_ November 10, 2018

Taiwanese tongue twister

During sex, one partner will scream the name of the move they’re about to do and then grab the most intricate part of the recipients body they can (e.g. ear, tongue, nose) and twist it before ejaculating into their eyelids.

Todd: “awww man! I gave Stacy a Taiwanese tongue twister yesterday and fucking wrecked her”
Steve: “Stacy died of tetanus”

by Cum faggot May 19, 2019