threading the corn

Euphemism for jacking off. First used in a Rachel ray cooking video.

Dude i was watching sara palin debate last night and i just started threading the corn.

by KarateJesus January 18, 2009

spinning a golden thread

The act of evacuating urine from one's truncheon of love/cavern of wonders.

I was spinning a golden thread the other day when I realised I needed to curl one out too...

by Pystique February 17, 2010

Trad

When something is technologically advanced or simply put, technologically "rad"...

My car is so trad, it drives itself while serving me coffee..

by Lyoux September 24, 2009

Cross Threaded

When you are taking a crap, and it takes you a long time, and it feels as if a boulder is being squeezed from your ass. It hurts and feels like it's coming out sideways.

You go back to your desk and someone says "dude you were in there a long time", you respond by saying "dude, i had one cross threaded"

by Jamhole September 29, 2005

trad

An acronym for totally rockin' awesome dude. Also related to rad.

That back flip off the 20-foot high wall was trad

by Chesa Sampson April 10, 2008

Trad

Another word for retard or tard. First used when accidentaly misspelling tard over instant messaging but now used as a replacement for the word. Anyone who is called a trad can be though of as a retard's retard.

Guy: Nice Job getting us in detention for trying to sneak into the Science teacher's test cabinet.. trad!

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Guy: I invited Matt over but he said he had to "study". What a trad!

by portmanteauer August 24, 2011

Thread the needle

If the quarterback completes a pass to a slot receiver running across the field while two or three defenders are converging

Wow Aaron Rogers ever thread the needle on that pass to Cobb the pass protection was outstanding on that play

by yomama13 February 20, 2015