Squeeze Time

The time after you've jacked off and are just sitting there while your cum leaks out onto a towel.

- Hey Jack can you turn your webcam on?
- Sorry, I;m having my squeeze time right now.

by brob4ho1111 January 22, 2010

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Filo Time

The act of being as late as a filipino, can be arriving to or starting an event. Originates from the philippines as traffic will always make you late. Usually relates to 30min - 1hr late.

Miguel "wasn't the show supposed to start at 7?"
Rica "oh they are running of filo time"

John "wheres rob?

Steve "filo time"

by OAU January 11, 2011

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Dover Time

When you supervisor or manager that is on salary comes in late and leaves early with out a decrease in pay.

Hey Dave came into work at 5 today and left at 9, but still got paid for 8hrs, he's working some serious Dover Time.

by JMAC2 May 5, 2011

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To drop a stinky deuce while listening to Green Day's 1994 major label debut, Dookie. After finishing their dookie time, one should listen to Green Day's 1992 album, Kerplunk, as that is the sound that dookies make when they hit the toilet water.

Bro: "Yo dude, I gotta drop a brown trout, but I don't want to stop listening to Green Day."
Dude: "Bro, me too, let's just do both at the same time."
Bro: "Holy shit, dude, it's dookie time!"
(Bro and Dude proceed to drop trou at side-by-side toilets and listen to "Basket Case").

John: "Ow... ow... oh fuck, this burns... ah... AHHHHHH!"
(poop comes out, hits the water)
Water: KERPLUNK!
John: Damn, that smells... ooh, Longview, I love this song!"

by Merriam Chubster February 27, 2013

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