by ItsNotVision September 6, 2020

Every show for elders. such as Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, The Price is Right, and numerous soap operas.
by zen0n September 4, 2010

Noun, relating to Waiting/Waitressing
The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.
The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.
The state of only looking at your assigned section, ignoring all other patrons.
The complete unawareness of anyone in a restaurant except those whom you're serving.
Friend: Hey! We've been at that table over there forever.
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!
Me: Sorry homie! I have section vision. I didn't even know you were there!
by lastfrontiermama October 29, 2016

by TomBRadyisgod September 14, 2022

The ability to know the sender of a text or the contents of a text message while ones phone is in a pocket, bag, purse, etc, and out of sight.
"Oh man Julie is texting me again"
"How do you know? Your phone is in your pocket. What do you have, textray vision?"
"How do you know? Your phone is in your pocket. What do you have, textray vision?"
by Jagerman July 18, 2012

by Hey guys it’s me April 21, 2018

by MandibleHand August 14, 2021
