Kieg Nut

A smart a** who will give you all the facts and is horny all the time

wow kieg nut that's fascinating.

by Vanderslar April 27, 2020

nut coma

When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.

Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea

by McLovindatPussy September 15, 2017

Skinny Nuts

No one knows what Skinny Nuts mean because circles can't be skinny. The first time Skinny Nuts was used in a sentence or was ever heard was when a person named ZiffyClumper said Skinny Nuts to a man named Clowfoe was told he has them.

Clowfoe, "clowfoe. clowfoe. clowfoe"
ZiffyClumper, "skinny nuts"
Clowfoe, "THERE IS NO SUCH THINGS AS SKINNY NUTS"

by FellowPizzaGuy February 27, 2022

nut ma

A nickname of a psychotic female that owns a diner in a small town. Often known to physically abuse her husband of 30 plus years. One second she's fine the next she's bat-crap crazy throwing dishes and cussing patrons !

Man don't ever tell her that your hamburger tastes like crap because "nut ma" is frickin crazy and will start slinging dishes

by Sly rat March 1, 2017

friendship nut

When a friend does something nice for you, so you hypothetically orgasm.

"Alex is so sweet. She gave me a hug and I friendship nutted."

by nabruyranoitcid November 15, 2016

clarity nut

Jacking off before you tap a stranger so your emotions don't get in the way

I had to get that clarity nut before fuckin this baddie because I don't wanna start feeling anything for her

by Lil Na$ty October 15, 2015

cheat nut

when you are cheating on your girl with some other girl and you nut.

"Dude, I cheat nut on the thots back."

by Mr.Squidly November 24, 2016