The Greek

The ability to roll R's and Gleek at the same time, which provides specific oratory functions for a Vagina.

Once he performed The Greek, I no longer considered him to be a myth — legendary.

by lieon81 March 1, 2025

Greek prostate exam

The sexual act of gently inserting a gyro up someone's ass. Can be done solely for pleasure or for serous medical diagnosis.

Yo did u hear about Georgie? He gave chris a greek prostate exam last night.

by Hartw3ll22 September 18, 2017

greek hairfly

when a greek girla opens her pants to you
and suddenly retarded frodo jumps out at you
and says 'God bless us everyone' while holding
a bag of meth and a bunch of dead fetuses from
her last few boyfriends

The demonette opened her huge greek hairfly to make her halloween puke before love making.

by sinrlifemattrs October 10, 2025

Greek Lollipop

The Greek lollipop is Lumpy bits located between the sack and the anus including any hemorides.

Kane likes having his Greek lollipop licked.

by Enak’s mum February 29, 2020

Greek kid syndrome

Greek kid syndrome is a philosophy that occurs in the elite, or the intelligent. It has several characteristics, which include:
• Extreme arrogance
• Massive ego and superiority complex
• Greyed morals
• Too stubborn to develop as a character
• The belief that you're always correct
• You believe you have more rights than others
People with Greek kid syndrome base their personality off of deranged Dostoevsky characters, or they read the Secret History once and decided it is their right to kill people.

In school, they will not pay attention, but will read through every lesson, and deny their awful grades. They can be irritable.
Examples: Henry Winters, Raskolnikov, Mr Darcy, The new kid in my school.

"My God, that new kid pretends to be so smart, just because he went to Eton."
"He must have Greek kid syndrome"

by afkgkfkgkgk August 25, 2023

Greek tourist

The very pleasant act of taking a shit whilst swimming in a dam, the ocean, etc
A Clean break everytime :)

Urgh ,
When we were sitting in the shallows at the beach today my friend walked upwind and did a Greek tourist which then floated thru the middle of our group, this caused a couple of our gals to vomit and therefore waste alcohol !!!

by Vicbittertoo October 24, 2020

Greek

Refers to people who have the most fucking lengthy surnames I have ever seen. Usually clings on to their amazing past and sex-induced mythology to prevent their egos from shattering. Extremely fond of alcoholic drinks (especially ouzo), food, nightclubs and cigarettes. Generally friendly people, but can be dickheads at times (due to nationalism and Turks).

The word can also refer to having anal sex (that's literally what the Greeks have kinks on doing), or someone being retarded on a subject.

- I'm so fucking proud to be Greek, time to rip up some Turks.
- Don't worry, those motherfuckers up there are greeking.
- Wait, that was maths? It was Greek to me.

by dickheadedguy July 19, 2022