shred toast

A board (snowboard, surfboard, skateboard, etc.) that has been used and abused to the point of it being barely usable. Usually a term of endearment and respect for the board and its owner.

Damn man, that board is total shred toast. What is it, five years old? Dude, I say shred it 'til it snaps.

by bakermancan February 21, 2011

now thats the sauce!

Something you say when you approve of something someone else likes.

Bro 1: Yo, on some real ish, Count Chocula is where it's at.
Bro 2: Now thats the sauce!

by grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbananas December 8, 2011

Friendship toast

Cinnamon toast made especially for your best friend. You must serve them while singing a mildly creepy song, normally getting a half flattered, half disturbed reaction. Do not use around children or they may think you're a pedophile.

David: Friendship toast~ Friendship toast~ Come put some butter on your Friendship toast~ It's so cinnamony, it's so great, EAT YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOAST.

Daniel: plz no.

by Undercover fish August 3, 2011

Booty Toast

Sexual act in which one licks jam, butter, peanut butter or some other spread off a girls ass.

That girl's ass so hot I want to have me some booty toast

by McGrundy November 18, 2014

Buttery toast

The sex position of the CENTURY! the butter has to be thick and creamy and the bread has to be HOT and CRISPY! Slab the butter all over the toast and lick it in an up and down motion for an unforgettable breakfast.

oooooh Last night we tried the buttery toast and it CHANGED MY LIFE!

by MaryLowe November 30, 2017

Off toast

When you are so dumb that if you killed your brain cells you would get smarter

Friend 1: what’s 1+1

Friend 2: idk
Friend 1: you have off toast

by Samurai552 October 2, 2018

Off Toast

Somebody who is so dumb, that being brain dead would make them smarter

Person 1: Dude look at that kid over there i think he has off toast
Kid:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by OofLord1 October 2, 2018