by LaurenPark August 19, 2018

A meeting where the people are forced to stand, with an idea of keeping the meeting short.
Ironic, since its the manager that makes it a stand up AND controls how long the meeting is.
Mostly used to exert physical control over employees.
Ironic, since its the manager that makes it a stand up AND controls how long the meeting is.
Mostly used to exert physical control over employees.
"Christ on a stick! He spent 30 minutes explaining his two paragraph email."
"Yeah, and he had the balls to make it a stand up meeting."
"Yeah, and he had the balls to make it a stand up meeting."
by DevoutOccamist March 28, 2017

It's the same thing as a standing 69, the only difference is that two girls perform the move. One stands up and lifts the other in a tombstone piledriver position and they both eat their pussies until they cum.
Jennifer: I heard that you and Lexi had sex last night.
Becky: It was amazing, we did the lesbian standing 69 and after we cummed I fell back and we dropped in bed.
Becky: It was amazing, we did the lesbian standing 69 and after we cummed I fell back and we dropped in bed.
by Krashito February 6, 2017

by Cardboardtasteslikeeggs November 1, 2009

The stand-up pisser has shit on it.
by HyperactiveToothpick May 29, 2005

Striking up a flight long conversation with a person on an airplane while never knowing / asking their name. Relationship ends after you get the luggage from the overhead compartment.
That old lady wouldn't shut the hell up. To make her feel better, I gave her a one flight stand.
I cant believe that I used my drink tickets on that one flight stand.
I cant believe that I used my drink tickets on that one flight stand.
by bizzaro14 July 1, 2010

by Kiwi 👍💚 May 22, 2021
