Swiss guard

The papal guard based in Vatican city. Don't let their colorful ceremonial dress uniforms fool you, they are an elite fighting force. They all have training in the Swiss army and are part of the smallest standing army in the world, although the main crime in Vatican City is pick pocketing. They were first commissioned by Pope Julius II. Their uniforms are covered in yellow and orange stripes and they wear silver helmets with a red plume on it. They also carry long spears and can be seen guarding highly protected areas of Vatican city that are restricted and only open to employees of the Vatican.

The Swiss Guard almost arrested me for going the wrong way, good God those guys are tough.

by American Abroad October 15, 2012

Swished

Having your hair be seductively whipped. Being very muscular.

A swish = a sign of flirtation, indicating the guy/girl wants to marry you. Go ahead, start thinking of children's names.

"Lance Armstrong was quite swished"

"HE SWISHED ME!"

"Can you not, like can you just not... seriously.... can you like stop touching (swishing) me.. Like seriously though. Just stop."

"I LIVE IT WHEN YOU SWISH MY HAIR!! HAHA! LIVE!"

by ThatSwishedGirl August 19, 2013

Swiss biscuit

A penis that is so dirty and hasn't been washed for so long, cheesy crusts formed all over it.

After weeks without showering, no girl would go near his swiss biscuit.

by Anubis_wolf December 30, 2014

Swid

Shitty White Dude

Yo that swid over there is a racist piece of garbage.

by E Jade May 13, 2020

skidson

a aqw ps full of communist ;-;

im one of them
we are all part of them
skidson shall take over
chakal has big tits
we also have gei children

person 1: "skidson is stupid"
chakal: "imma end this mans whole career"

by syndrome v69 November 3, 2020

Dirty Swish

A Swisher Sweet that has been gutted and rolled into a nice blunt.

Stoner 1: Hey dude, pass me that swisher.

Stoner 2: Gonna roll a dirty swish?

Stoner 3: .....hahahhahahhaahah. Damn.

by JohnKyo August 24, 2010

dick swiss

A type of penis cheese, resulting from failure to wash one's penis regularly. Smells similar to rotting swiss cheese, sweat, and any other raunchy genital smell one could imagine. The female equivalent of dick swiss would be fromundacheese.

I went down on this guy last night and he had horrible dick swiss, he smelled worse than a cheese factory.

by detachable_penis17 January 13, 2011