Strategic Non-Urination

Strategic non-urination is a skill that enables a person to greatly enhance their productivity by utilizing the sense of urgency that occurs when they really have to pee. By holding it in, they prolong that feeling of urgency and use it to quickly finish tasks. Imagine you have made a deal with yourself: 'I am not allowed to go pee until I have finished analyzing this spreadsheet.' Now you are incentivized to finish that analysis much faster, given the dire circumstances. This strategy is highly effective.

At first I wasn't going to meet my daily KPIs, but I chugged a bottle of water at 2pm, and by 3:30 I started my strategic non-urination. Once I began, my focus increased and I was able to maximize shareholder value before finally pissing at 4:45.

by Torqueconstructionnoiselewith January 7, 2026

sticky starke

while his female partner is asleep, the male ejeculates on her breast and places her hand on it - by the time she wakes up, the semen has dried and her hand is stuck in place

"I didn't orgasm during sex, so I gave my wife a sticky starke as punishment. She'll work harder next time."

by wyrdsmyth March 22, 2009

Car-strate

When you are without keys, your car is in the shop, or otherwise out of your hands for any given period of time.

"Man, my old lady's got the keys. I'm car-strated for two days!

by satanpentigram666 October 8, 2010

bumpin strategies

Chi-town slang 4 being full of bullshit

Fam, you be bumpin strategies

Dude 1: Whats yo strategy?

Dude 2: Man I be goin wit my girl tonight

Dude 1: Man that bitch? You be bumpin strategies

by MaChInE GuN FuNk December 2, 2010

round-stake

When you taken a round steak (preferably rotten) and ambush a friend/stranger by

1) slapping them across the face with said round steak
2) Throwing it at them baseball style/ Favre style shuffle pass acceptable as well.

3)Launching out of a water balloon launcher at the victim'm domepiece
4)stealthily hiding in a tree and casually dropping the R.S. on the victims heat.

Then you have to yell "gotcha son" and run away

We need to go see David in the hospital...that water balloon launcher nearly round-staked his ass to the grave

by captainanamous August 2, 2011

paris stragem

used to describe someone who is irreplaceable; unlike others; one-of-a-kind; extraordinary; amazing.

Wow, you are so paris stragem. I'm so glad I know someone like you.

by dazingk August 23, 2011

Boiler Steaker

A boilersteaker is a beer cocktail consisting of a glass of beer and a shot of whisky,1 tequila, or vodka. The beer is either served as a chaser or is mixed with the liquor. When the beer is served as a chaser, the drink is often called simply a shot and a beer. The shot has a piece of Rib Eye in it.

Cannon - Wanna do a boilermakers? You Shoot it then Chase it... with a beer.
CB - Well you do that and I'm gonna have a Boiler Steaker.

by FoulMouthRadio January 10, 2012