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executive panty search

When you are pulled aside for secondary screening at the airport and they don't find anything that they were allegedly looking for.
TSA: "Excuse me miss, can you gather your belongings and step over here. WE NEED A FEMALE WAND OVER HERE!"

Passenger: "Oh great, apparently I've just qualified for the executive panty search."

TSA: (after fondling and finding nothing) "You are free to go, have a nice day!"
by nickynicnic November 30, 2010
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searcha

Genreally a criminal who steals things.
Also broken down to
"earch"
"oi lad, lets earch this gronk"
To steal items off the victom.
by bren January 5, 2005
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searchfu

By far and away the most effective method for tackling gangs. Created by Ole Search himself and can be deadly especially when wearing Prada slip ons. The lesson usually ends with Ole Search leaving the building with his victims bruised and battered and a lovely piece of totty on each of his arms, usually eastern europeans blondes.

There is rumours of searchfu being seen on the continent BUT this is simply not true. It can be seen only in Laaandon boys, only in Laaandon. And that my friends is FACTAFUCKINGMUNDO.
We were outnumbered and getting heavily beaten when a figure appeared from the shadows and struck down the foe with an astonishing display of 'searchfu'
by AwolAdmin March 9, 2008
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Nut Stache

When you finish a blow job by cumming on her upper lip, like a milk mustache.
... turns out she doesn't swallow so she ended up with a Nut Stache... looked like President Taft.
by Wookieknuckle March 12, 2010
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Starchy

A person who is very shit at NS but nice and wubbley
"omg STARCHY UR SO SHIT"
by jason September 21, 2004
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Stache Rash

The inevitable rash one gets after experiencing oral delight from another, possessing an outdated facial pattern called a mustache.
- Hey baby, wanna show me your O face?
- Hell no, the stache rash you gave me last night still hurts.
by youwantmystacherash August 24, 2008
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